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Originally posted by dj_bas aahahahaa holy shit! i didn't know you guys got popped for having pills...that shit is funny

hahah ya duude....ive been there sooo many time with it but this one time my roll was finally kickin in and my friend Tigo is like fuck it im takin my 2nd one...so while he's doing so...i guess the gaurds saw him put something in his mouth....soo im just minding my own bus. and next thing u know we are outside...the mofo is like u either give us what u have now and get kicked out...or we search u and u goto jail...so tigo gives him his 1 pill he had left and i had my 3rd pill in my pocket they didnt find my pill but found my joints....and the whole time im barganing with the mofo saying...let me atleast have my joints back..ok atleast 1 of my joints lol....then we fork over a bill just to stay in the party....i at this point im kinda sad tripping because my roll is kickin in and i need weed to jump start the full ROLL....u know me...i wont roll unless i smoke some ganja....so we go downstaits and i smell weed in the smokin patio...so i fallo my nose and i find one of myfriends smokin some with his bowl and get a few hits with Tigo and we are good to go....half an hour later we totaly forgot about what had happened......ahhhh truly good times...lol

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fucked, battered, twatted, muntered, wrecked, bolloxed, spannered, mashed

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Instead of the attention to war against drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which would prevent war.

~Vorsprung Dyk Technique~

My weapon of choice is "Mate......I'm fucked"

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Originally posted by Rebel Brown My weapon of choice is "Mate......I'm fucked"

i believe this is a universally accepted nomenclature.

also to expand on my previous terminology, you can also combine teh pro ad-noun in theh following ways:

fucking spannered
fucking twatted

etc.

this gives for a more interesting read, and is more cortexly stimulating for etheh reader.

thx.

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Instead of the attention to war against drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which would prevent war.

~Vorsprung Dyk Technique~

Or dare I say it...


Fucking fucked?


The possibilities are endless.

just enjoy the damn high instead of figuring out a way to tell ur buddies how fucked up u are

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Originally posted by lücid i love when i get soo fucked up that i can't even put into words how fucked up i am... "i'm so... fucking... fuck... holy shit, what the fuck"

totally been there!

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

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Originally posted by Noree hahah fuckin weeerd!! i cant even remember how many times we forget shit....liek the last time at Zabiela...me and the other tigo were getting kicked out for having pills on us...and he bribes them with a $100..so they take it and let us stay buuut..they take his pill and my joints (those bastards) but it was funny how quickly we forgot about what had happened to us that night while we were rollin nuuts ahhh good times! lol

When we first walked into Aria, my n00b-ass friend whipped out a bag of pills in the bathroom (the ass! couldn't even wait to get in the stall).. and apparently one of the sketchy-ass house dealers saw him and snatched the bag away from him, then the guards kicked him out. So he had to sleep in the car that night. But the rest of us rocked the fuck out to Diggers!!

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

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Originally posted by Aureus When we first walked into Aria, my n00b-ass friend whipped out a bag of pills in the bathroom (the ass! couldn't even wait to get in the stall).. and apparently one of the sketchy-ass house dealers saw him and snatched the bag away from him, then the guards kicked him out. So he had to sleep in the car that night. But the rest of us rocked the fuck out to Diggers!!

hahaha n00b ass friend. man its hard to pills in the bathroom at avalon. the fucking attendant guy tries to be your best friend, fuck he'd probably hold your dick while you pee if you're not careful

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n00b-ass friends... always fuckin' up your good time

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

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Originally posted by Phil raa ..... twatted, bolloxed

these two are my favs.

you british folk! I love your slang.

I'm going to have to go to the island specifically to learn the lingo.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink these two are my favs. you british folk! I love your slang. I'm going to have to go to the island specifically to learn the lingo.

i agree whole heartedly. that and i think if i went over there i would, by comparison, be making twice as much money as i am here

this weekend i will be thoroughly twatted with danny howells

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