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Walt: And to prove that we are a thousand years in the past, here is contemporary actress Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson: Hello, Fry. Remember me in "Baywatch: the Movie?"
Fry: Huh?
Pamela Anderson: It was the first movie shot entirely in slow motion.
Walt: It hasn't come out yet.
Pamela Anderson: Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar?
Walt: Nope.
Pamela Anderson: Crap!
Robot Guard #1: Be you robot or human?
Leela: Robot, we be.
Robot Guard #2: Administer the test.
Robot Guard #1: Which of these would you prefer? A. a puppy; B. a flower from your sweetie; or C. a properly formatted data file? Choose!
[Fry and Leela discuss in whispers]
Fry: Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Robot Guard #1: No. It is the bad kind of puppy.
Leela: Then we'll go with that data file.
Robot Guard #1: Excellent. You may pass.
Robot Guard #2: The flower would have also been acceptable.
Fry: [writing] "Leela cried as Fry lay crushed under the book case. The giant brain laughed 'Ha ha ha!' Then, for no reason, he left Earth, never to return. The end." There. Now he's trapped in a book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.
Chief Giant Brain: The big brain am winning! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! I must now leave Earth for no raisin!
[Zapp Brannigan is briefing Fry, Leela, Bender and his crew on his plan to destroy an alien mothership]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
[Kif groans]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
[Fry raises his hand]
Fry: W-Wouldn't it make more sense to send the robots in first a - ?
[Bender starts to choke him ā la Homer Simpson to Bart in "The Simpsons". His antenna flashes again and he stops choking Fry and salutes]
Bender: Sir, I volunteer for a suicide mission.
[Bender's antenna stops flashing and he bangs his head with his knuckles]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.
Goldmine! 
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