Everybody would do well to just stop talking to him.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Everybody would do well to just stop talking to him.

No way! And spoil our Friday night fun??


*cracks a beer*

What the hell, why not.

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Originally posted by UWM What the hell, why not.

SEE?? IT'S FUCKING FUNNY GODAMMIT!!

I'm e MC Squared and i'm here to say
I'm the rappinest guy on TA
I got a rhyme skeem sittin on my desk
It's gettin' real hot and it passed the test
I use it to destroy my online foes
I make them cry their pitiful woes
They wiggle their toeses and crinkle their noses
Because I smell like a boquet of roses
Wearing women's perfume just like a queer
I wink at men when they come near

Break it down

So i'm walkin' down the street
(oh yeah?)
And who do I meet
(who's that?)
A guy in a dress
(WTF?)
Him I had to possess
(FTW!)

Give it to me now

Sing it, sing it, sing it again
Bring it, bring it, bring it to me
Show it, show it, show it and then
Point it at my face and give me some pee
A shower as golden as the rising sun
Shoot it into my mouth
Have your way with me, have your fun
Don't forget to take it down south

E MC Squared hizzout da hizzzouse yaaaaaaaaal.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

Last edited by Aiwendil on Dec-17-2005 at 04:18

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Originally posted by Aiwendil I'm e MC Squared and i'm here to say I'm the rappinest guy on TA I got a rhyme skeem sittin on my desk It's gettin' real hot and it passed the test I use it to destroy my online foes I make them cry their pitiful woes They wiggle their toeses and crinkle their noses Because I smell like a boquet of roses Wearing women's perfume just like a queer I wink at men when they come near Break it down So i'm walkin' down the street (oh yeah?) And who do I meet (who's that?) A guy in a dress (FTW!) Him I had to possess (WTF?) Give it to me now Sing it, sing it, sing it again Bring it, bring it, bring it to me Show it, show it, show it and then Point it at my face and give me some pee A shower as golden as the rising sun Shoot it into my mouth Have your way with me, have your fun Don't forget to take it down south E MC Squared hizzout da hizzzouse yaaaaaaaaal.

I rofl'ed. thanks for that - that was damn good.

aait. right back at ya, beeeeeeeeyotch!

Bumpf. bumpf. bumpf.

You check this out!

I'm Aiwendil, aka "little shit"
Once you see my kitten - that is it!
I'm as mean as tiger, hear me roar
Well, at least you're frightened - most are just bored.

I'm a doss (unt - I won't deny it
I'm a CORe wh0re, don't even try it!
This is my turf, yo, dis is my land!
I'm Aiwendil - and I be da hen.

I cluck like a chicken - cluckity-cluck
But most of all I be likin' fat cock!
Aiwendil ain't playin' - hear what I'm sayin!
Just whip it out - gimme your trouser trout.

Yo, dj - bring dat beat

Chorus:

Aiwendil is Da Fag
(Rowhar!)
He be spittin' mad shit
(fo real?)
Don't piss next to him
(uh no!)
Coz' he'll suck on a whim!


scratchy-scrachy-scrachy-eeeek
Slap Aiwendil on his ass wit yo dick
Don't grease it up - he likes it rough
He's been to state pen and to county
His ass is mad tuff!

Chorus:

Aiwendil is Da Fag
(Rowhar!)
He be spittin' mad shit
(fo real?)
Don't piss next to him
(uh no!)
Coz' he'll suck on a whim!

Aiwendil's a pimip - he's got mad crazy ride!
He got short yellow bus with mad dubs on da side
He wears a helmet when he goes to school
And all kids from special ed think that he's cool

So, give it up for da mad dog Aiwendil
He may be mad - sheet, he may be unstable!
He may be sick but he likes suckin dick
So, when you see him give him a kick!

whoota whoota whoota pshhhhhhhhhhhhhtt

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you wanna know what that paragraph is about? basically i think i'm better than you. i hate being average and i'm very hard on myself. doesn't sound like you know what that's like though...

"Nobody knows what it's like to be a sad man... to be a mad man... behind those eyes"

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 "Nobody knows what it's like to be a sad man... to be a mad man... behind those eyes"

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Originally posted by emc^2 well, I'm glad I got you reaching for other people's words to insult me - it is invigorating to know that you're at loss of words to even have enough wit to offend me by your own means.

*cough*

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Originally posted by jennypie *cough*

damn. you got me. OK, you can be on top.

edit: slight difference - there's nothing offensive in my song. I'm just singing for Floorfiller because he seems so sad. I just want to put a smile on his face, see?

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

emc^2 = bronxfinest

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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
Near to me
Near to me

R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL emc^2 = bronxfinest

nope. I'm wwu.punisher's other big surprise

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)