LOL, one more of my personal favorites then.

U odnoi babi umer muzh. Vot postonala ona, zaskuchala, i reshila k spiritistam shodit - "pogovorit" s muzhem.
Prihodit, vizvali dushu muzha i spashivaet ona:
"Nu, kak ti tam zhivesh?"
"Da neploho," otvechayet muzh "C utra prosipayus, zavtrakayu, i trahayus', v obed - poem i trahayus', i posle uzhina - opyat trahayus'."
"O! Ti navernoye popal v Rai!"
"Da net - v Australiyu... krolikom."

lol...

ezhik s kaktusa slezayet i govorit "Da, bolshe pit' ne budu."

mail order bride anybody?

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Originally posted by Lepanto Yes, you were a peacefull country yet you sent germans Jews, gypsys and others who they asked you for.

WTF ??? we sent ?? the ASKED US ?? are you retarded ? Germans killed who they wanted to, not asking anyone to hand them over. And infact a lot of the gypsys and jewes were infact polish

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Don't gimme that horseback bullshit.

seriously read up on history

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You guys could've appealed to the Leage of nations and the US to make germany back down. Hindsight is a bitch and you could've put up a resistance. I mean your partisans fought for years and were very effective.

like we just sat back and let our country be taken away we fought for two weeks, but since we had, believe it or not horseback riders as a main part of our army, we had out asses kicked

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Originally posted by stren WTF ??? we sent ?? the ASKED US ?? are you retarded ? Germans killed who they wanted to, not asking anyone to hand them over. And infact a lot of the gypsys and jewes were infact polish seriously read up on history like we just sat back and let our country be taken away we fought for two weeks, but since we had, believe it or not horseback riders as a main part of our army, we had out asses kicked

I know my history well enough, baboon. Jews were not "infact" Polish because it's TWO DIFFERENT RACES, EH? The germans play mind games with every nation. The game they played with you was, round and hand over your Jews and we'll "spare you". And then they fucked you up the p00p3r. Yes, you had horsebackriders as part of your army it doesn't mean that you were poor defenseless people. And don't pretend like you even give two shits about what happend to all the Jews you killed because anti-semetism is a big fad for you guys.

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Originally posted by emc^2

omg! barry chuckle

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Originally posted by Lepanto I know my history well enough, baboon. Jews were not "infact" Polish because it's TWO DIFFERENT RACES, EH? The germans play mind games with every nation. The game they played with you was, round and hand over your Jews and we'll "spare you". And then they fucked you up the p00p3r. Yes, you had horsebackriders as part of your army it doesn't mean that you were poor defenseless people. And don't pretend like you even give two shits about what happend to all the Jews you killed because anti-semetism is a big fad for you guys.

i guess you are the "baboon" here:

1 those Jews were "infact" Polish. Do you consider black people or jews in america as non-americans ?

2 germans didn't have to play "mind games" with us to "hand over our Jews" they just put them in gettos and then concentration camps. Of course there were poles giving out Jews thinking they might gain something, or be spared, but there were also those who hid Jews in their own houses risking their own lifes.

3. Of course we were not defenceless, but we didn't quite had a big chance against tank and blitzkrieg tactics, don't you think ?

4. Don't tell me i "pretend" to care for that history. I happen to have visited the Aushwitz concentration camp site, and the sights are staggering. I highly recommend visiting

5. Anti-semitism is present in poland as in every other nation

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start thread on russia...end it on jews...lawl...

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Originally posted by Lepanto Yes, you had horsebackriders as part of your army it doesn't mean that you were poor defenseless people.

Actually...we were...

Panzer tanks dont go all that well with "horses"

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Originally posted by stren 5. Anti-semitism is present in poland as in every other nation

My parents always tell my Poles are anti-semites, but Ive met plenty of polish people and they for the most part are cool peeps.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad My parents always tell my Poles are anti-semites, but Ive met plenty of polish people and they for the most part are cool peeps.

see, don't believe in stereotypes

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