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Originally posted by FallingMoon People used to make fun of me in school. It hurt. Some people can be so cruel.

I dont know what it is about me, maybe because I never surrounded myself with that kind of crowd, but I dont feel comfortable insulting people, even if it is my friends and I know that they will take it as a joke - I value my friends too much, I cant insult them, although I tend to be on the end of quite a few jabs.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

OH OK OK OK i got it.

so i was going to this bar one time and swollen members were there and they bypassed the line. I was pissed off because they had cut in front of me and it meant that i would have to wait longer. So im with my two friends.. both 6 foot 7 or so, 200 lbs + each. I get inside and im acting ridiculous in the bar because im drunk. So im walking to the exit of the club at the end of the night and i start singing a swollen members song but slightly altering the lyrics:


"swollen members, suck - my dick."
"swollen members, suck - my dick."


and then the small white guy from the band grabs my shoulder and i turn around and he's like

"yo man.. why you dissin my group?"

i coulndt help but start to laugh my ass off, i couldnt say anything, i guess i couldnt get over how he heard me say that. And then the whole band was behind him, and my friends just said "dont worry about it.. hes with us, hes just drunk" and they pulled me away

Well I think I must have been socially retarded when younger or something. At least my mind slipped sometimes and I got like mind dump.

So there was this girl in school (we were in about 3rd or 4th year of school) who liked me. I didn't. Well, my mate told me she had once dropped da bomb on the toilet so we decided it was appropriate to form a "hate group" where we could hate her.

Anyways we had a handicraft lecture and this girls friend came up to me and said that this girl liked me and if I wanted to "be together".

"Well yeah, I hate that ugly bitch. We have formed a hate group where we hate her all day, isn't that so?" *turning towards friend*

*friend looks at me in disbelief completely red faced, wanting to disappear from the face of the earth*

*girl runs out crying*

Took me like a day to realize what I had actually said.

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Originally posted by FallingMoon People used to make fun of me in school. It hurt. Some people can be so cruel.

yeah they can. there was an i hate amelia club in 6th grade.

this guy named alex was talking to this chick emily delibrately (sp?) right in front of me:

alex: hey emily, do you wanna join the i hate amelia club? basically we just get together and talk about how much we hate her.
emily: yeah sure, how do i join?

next thing i knew, she walked over to me and whispered "i hate you" in my ear.

and then they all toilet papered my house.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa yeah they can. there was an i hate amelia club in 6th grade. this guy named alex was talking to this chick emily delibrately (sp?) right in front of me: alex: hey emily, do you wanna join the i hate amelia club? basically we just get together and talk about how much we hate her. emily: yeah sure, how do i join? next thing i knew, she walked over to me and whispered "i hate you" in my ear. and then they all toilet papered my house.

******s.. where does she live ill shit on her doorstep

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa yeah they can. there was an i hate amelia club in 6th grade. this guy named alex was talking to this chick emily delibrately (sp?) right in front of me: alex: hey emily, do you wanna join the i hate amelia club? basically we just get together and talk about how much we hate her. emily: yeah sure, how do i join? next thing i knew, she walked over to me and whispered "i hate you" in my ear. and then they all toilet papered my house.

Sorry but this made me giggle a bit - mostly the toilet papering of the house, brings back lots of memories.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

I called someone a hacker on counterstrike once.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa yeah they can. there was an i hate amelia club in 6th grade. this guy named alex was talking to this chick emily delibrately (sp?) right in front of me: alex: hey emily, do you wanna join the i hate amelia club? basically we just get together and talk about how much we hate her. emily: yeah sure, how do i join? next thing i knew, she walked over to me and whispered "i hate you" in my ear. and then they all toilet papered my house.

god i remember all the mean shit people used to do to me in high school... when i was a freshman/sophomore ALL the junior and senior girls hated me because i was dating a junior from their "group"... they used to threaten me practically every day, saying they were gonna jump me and kick my ass, etc...

i even got attacked by a guy once, he was in my grade but we didn't get along so one day i'm walking across the lawn outside school and he comes up and puts his backpack in my hands and says "can you hold this for a minute?" and before i even had time to say anything he grabbed my waist and flipped me over onto the ground!!! right outside the principal's office too... he got in soooooo much trouble 'cause i started crying and my friend ran to get the security guards. haha it sucked at the time but looking back now i think it's hilarious.

but whatever, by the time i was a junior i owned that place.



hmm... and most offensive thing i've said to someone? to my bf when i was in 8th grade:

me: "wouldn't it be funny if that guy just fell over and rolled down that hill?"
him: "uh no... that's my grandfather"

i had no fuckin' clue... i was just trying to be twisted and silly.

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Originally posted by lücid god i remember all the mean shit people used to do to me in high school... when i was a freshman/sophomore ALL the junior and senior girls hated me because i was dating a junior from their "group"... they used to threaten me practically every day, saying they were gonna jump me and kick my ass, etc... i even got attacked by a guy once, he was in my grade but we didn't get along so one day i'm walking across the lawn outside school and he comes up and puts his backpack in my hands and says "can you hold this for a minute?" and before i even had time to say anything he grabbed my waist and flipped me over onto the ground!!! right outside the principal's office too... he got in soooooo much trouble 'cause i started crying and my friend ran to get the security guards. haha it sucked at the time but looking back now i think it's hilarious. but whatever, by the time i was a junior i owned that place. hmm... and most offensive thing i've said to someone? to my bf when i was in 8th grade: me: "wouldn't it be funny if that guy just fell over and rolled down that hill?" him: "uh no... that's my grandfather" i had no fuckin' clue... i was just trying to be twisted and silly.

HAHAHAHA holy shit. i bet u wanted to crawl in a hole and die.




dude i can't believe u guys got picked on like that that sucks. i got picked on in high school one time...that's right...ONE time. yea, that bitch learned her place.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I was working as a cashier at ShopKo and two midgets came through my checkout. I forgot to hand them their change, so I opened the till and gave it to them. I didn't even think about what I said, but I went,
"Sorry, I shorted you your change."

I don't even think they realized it, but I thought it was funny afterwards.

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I had been threatened in HS once, some retard decided to take it upon himself to bully me around and try to extort money from me, as well as using a muscle to try to get it out of me. Unfortunately for him... well lets just say... my family is connected and he found that out first hand.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by lücid god i remember all the mean shit people used to do to me in high school... when i was a freshman/sophomore ALL the junior and senior girls hated me because i was dating a junior from their "group"... they used to threaten me practically every day, saying they were gonna jump me and kick my ass, etc...

Wow, girls can be so cruel making false threats.

I'm lucky all the guys don't warn and threaten me before they shit kick me.