Are belt drive cd players any good?

Why can't I fit my 12" CD's into CDJ200? and why the fuck won't my Soundlab belt drive TT's play my nice tiny shiny 6" records? also, why is the hole on the 6" big enough that I can stick my finger thru it, but the shiny knob thingy on my TT is so small?? and the needle just slides around everywhere, and then this one time in band camp I crammed a flute up some chicks rectum and she made a better sound than my DJX-700 mixer can make when all my shit finally does come together and my trainswrecks are better than Tiesto's....

WTF man??!

I relation to this, I was wondering did Cor eat Mario Pui?

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Originally posted by DJ_MRT I was wondering how many chocolate cakes Cor Fijneman eats per day divided by the mumber of seconds in a day? I was told that the total was the same time that it takes the moon to orbit the earth? I went to Holland once and they had no chocolate cakes, just Cheese toasties.

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Originally posted by J:\Digital Why can't I fit my 12" CD's into CDJ200?

They wouldnt be laserdiscs would they

...Man they were cool