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Originally posted by DJFreaq Well I lied. And you forgot... surge-protector

you have saved yourself from the most hellish of surge-protector electrocutions

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
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that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

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Originally posted by DJFreaq Well I lied. And you forgot... surge-protector

i speak only pro surge-protector so any post i make will be, without mention about the awesomeness of surge-protector

now kiddies for some of surge-protector's wisdom and salvation. Aureus is worried about the wrath that will befall him for posting pics of his gf sleeping

surge-protector encourages such acts and will grant him extra surge protection during his next heavy electrical storm... its has been fortold

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Originally posted by guster does anyone actually know how surge-protector works? here's how. when surge-protector is born and just a wee little baby it's treated with cn gas. no.. not cyanide, silly. that's chuck norris gas, fool! chuck norris farts on the baby surge-protector which gives it magical powers... powers to stop surges. when it grows up a bit, the prongs are plugged into chuck norris' belly-button. see, norris wasn't born with an umbilical cord... he was born with the world's first surge-protector protruding from his mighty 20 pack of abs. surge-protector is kept attached to charge its surge-protecting powers until it is 1 week old. then surge-protector is released into the wild (aka, your home) to help you. but by god, that's chuck norris' spawn sitting there on your floor or desk. therefore, if one single bad word is uttered about chuck norris, you will pay first with a power surge that surge-protector refuses to block. then chuck norris will show up at your house and round-house kick your pc and finally your face. don't fuck with surge-protector.. it's equal to fucking with chuck norris.

surge-protectoris a bit displeased that you put him at the same level as that infidel chuck norris but will let it slide since you have yet to realize surge-protector's power first hand. it is in your legacy to learn of his ways as told by surge-protector

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Originally posted by D-res surge-protectoris a bit displeased that you put him at the same level as that infidel chuck norris but will let it slide since you have yet to realize surge-protector's power first hand. it is in your legacy to learn of his ways as told by surge-protector

Edit: OMSP. Who is this kid. Blaspheming surge-protector in such a fashion. He must me lynched D-res. For the good of surge-protector.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq Edit: OMSP. Who is this kid. Blaspheming surge-protector in such a fashion. He must me lynched D-res. For the good of surge-protector.

surge-protector loves all of his creations equally and in this fashion, told me that he will allow for this man guster to live because he has accepted the surge-protector sig and has accepted surge-protector into his life. his loyalty is the only important thing. his ignorance can be fixed and it is in surge-protector's will that it is

Now the real question is, who would win in a round-house kicking contest? Chuck Norris or surge-protector?

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Originally posted by Zharen Now the real question is, who would win in a round-house kicking contest? Chuck Norris or surge-protector?

that is not a real question. all these "rumors" going around about chuck norris' power are entertaining no doubt, but i assure you, surge-protector invented the idealogy of the roundhouse kick as well as every other move in every known type of martial art. chuck norris, while a worthy opponent, would ultimately roundhouse kick himself and die because surge-protector would change the laws of physics and kinesiology and his muscles and joints would contort in ways never thought possible. he would die a quick death no doubt, but death would befall him before surge-protector broke a sweat, which is a good thing because when surge-protector sweats, thigns short out and things start aflame

Hmm... Surge protectors, eh?

I have one in my room, it serves me well.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Hmm... Surge protectors, eh? I have one in my room, it serves me well.

thats good.. i urge you to take surge-protector into your life. become a surge-protector advocate. add surge-protector as one of your friends on myspace and perhaps, spread the word. because honestly, where would we be if surge-protector wasnt there for us when the lighting starts-a-crackin

I don't actually know if I have a surge protector. Probably not.

So therefore: pure, raw, unprotected power ftw!

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos I don't actually know if I have a surge protector. Probably not. So therefore: pure, raw, unprotected power ftw!

your electronic equipment is likely to die a sad, painful death

surge-protector sends his thoughts and prayers to the families