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Originally posted by lücid for the same reason anyone else starts a sex-related thread... attention.

Bingo! You think I'd ever post something really important in the COR?

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Originally posted by take5 ur not bi. ur just lazy to look for gay guys so u stick ur penzor in any whole thats close to u

Maybe. But I think gay guys are also really unattractive. They act like chicks, shop all day, and listen to Madonna. What can be worse than that?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson This is the first and only time I've ever talked about my sexual confusion. So if you're tired of it already, then stop reading this thread several times, stupid. Last I checked, this wasn't the "party p00per" thread. So go post about how much you hate my "sexual confusion" that's lasted a whole tiresome 15 hours in some other thread that no one will read, thanks. Oh, and I will be talking about my gheyness over the next 5,000 threads. I need to spread my homsosexuer agenda. So get used to it.

the only response I have to this is:

wow. what a fag.

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Originally posted by DJ RJT the only response I have to this is: wow. what a fag.

oh no you di'nt. *puts down prada purse, takes off high heels, goes into cat mode* Common, I challange you to a pussy fight, ya pussy.

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hahahaha

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what do you think the difference between bi-curious and bi-sexual is? having only physical/sexual needs vs. physical/emotional needs?

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Originally posted by Caela what do you think the difference between bi-curious and bi-sexual is? having only physical/sexual needs vs. physical/emotional needs?

good point ..

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Originally posted by Jake Benson I'd never done a chick before (except when I experimented in junior high).

whoa, young...you little pimp!

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Should I try a chick? I wouldn't know what to do.

go for it! what's the worst that can happen? if it's not your thing, you can put to rest your confusion. if it is, right on! you have the best of both worlds do u have any female friends that you find attractive enough? it would probably be less awkward with a friend cuz they're more understanding. and i think alcohol is probably your friend if u decide to travel down that route...

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Originally posted by Jake Benson oh no you di'nt. *puts down prada purse, takes off high heels, goes into cat mode* Common, I challange you to a pussy fight, ya pussy.

I Lol'ed hard... I think I even squirted a little.. hell, I think I even sharded.... damn.


Dude, my props to you for comming out - sounds like you're having a gay ol' time... Ooops... sorry .

Srsly - damn... I think being gay is sooo much more advanced. YOu have access to so many options. think about it:

a. You're not shy to talk to chix coz' you're not interested in them, so you don't care about impressing them and act like yourself. Oh, and you also don't stare at their boobs when you talk to them... and as a matter of fact - gay guys are the only ones allowed to make compliments about girl's tits. The rest would get slapped.

b. You probably dress with a style. I hate to stereotype but let's face the facts: crucial part of being gay - you have to enjoy being fabulous.

c. You also have inside scoop on the lesbo community - as they are not interested in you but you're not interested in them. Talk about complete opposites. Furthermore, they don't view you as another male asshole who thinks that being lesbian means waiting eagerly for a man to join the party - until then, it's just a way to attract guys.

d. You don't have to worry about getting someone pregnant and don't have to deal with things like... period... (tho I hate to be graphic -but I bet those days after Mexican restaurant must be brutal....)

e. You never fart loudly (even if you try) - so you can sneak up, fart, and blame it on someone else... (I keed I keed!!!)

f. You never ever ever have an argument over something that defies all rules of logic...

g. Chances are you won't be drafted in the military...

So, there are some positives.


Oh, and finally:

h. Most likely you and your partner make enough money to support your lavish lifestyle.. C'mon - we all know that men make more money than women... So, take 2 well-off guys and combine income!!! wow.

Damn, if I was gay and had a partner that made as much as I do, we both could afford to live in a mansion and drive a ferrari (tho, it would have to be shared).

Oh crap.. I think I'm getting bi-curious... DAMN YOU JAKE FOR INFECTING ME WITH YOUR GAYNESS!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gay guys are the only ones allowed to make compliments about girl's tits. The rest would get slapped.


hahahahahahahahaha


lolololololol




its true

i got slapped by staring at a girls big boobs

it hurted 4 3 days

hahahahahahahaha

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Originally posted by emc^2 h. Most likely you and your partner make enough money to support your lavish lifestyle.. C'mon - we all know that men make more money than women... So, take 2 well-off guys and combine income!!! wow.

Man .. that's so damn true. One of my best mates is a gay and all he and his bf do is shop for gear. Everyweekend.

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Originally posted by emc^2 a. You're not shy to talk to chix coz' you're not interested in them, so you don't care about impressing them and act like yourself. Oh, and you also don't stare at their boobs when you talk to them... and as a matter of fact - gay guys are the only ones allowed to make compliments about girl's tits. The rest would get slapped.

Seriously, I even touch them and they don't get offended. But I like tits. I think all guys like tits, regardless of their sexual orientation.

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b. You probably dress with a style. I hate to stereotype but let's face the facts: crucial part of being gay - you have to enjoy being fabulous.

Heh, not really. I'm too cheap. But I try to date guys slightly bigger than me so they give me clothes that don't fit them anymore. This way I rarely need to go shopping.

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c. You also have inside scoop on the lesbo community - as they are not interested in you but you're not interested in them. Talk about complete opposites. Furthermore, they don't view you as another male asshole who thinks that being lesbian means waiting eagerly for a man to join the party - until then, it's just a way to attract guys.

Really, I have no idea where lesbians go! Do you? I even ask them when I see them, "where is your herd?" They say they don't have one because they're oppressed by the gays, but this is LA. I know up in Seattle Lesbians have bars and restaurants *everywhere*.

And most Lesbians hate gay guys because they're too feminine. They like me though because I'm butch enough to pass for Lesbian. Maybe I should go to a Lesbian party and have sex with one of them? I figure we'd be in the same boat?

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g. Chances are you won't be drafted in the military...

"Sir, would you like to join the army?"
-"Really? Me. Oh my god, all those men. I'm sooooo gay so this would be a great opportunity for me to take nekkid showers."
"Um, nevermind. We don't accept queers."
-"Can we at least go on a date?"

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h. Most likely you and your partner make enough money to support your lavish lifestyle.. C'mon - we all know that men make more money than women... So, take 2 well-off guys and combine income!!! wow.

I think the estimated disposable income for gays and lesbians for 2006 is about the same as it is for African Americans. It's a HUGE figure.

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Oh crap.. I think I'm getting bi-curious... DAMN YOU JAKE FOR INFECTING ME WITH YOUR GAYNESS!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I got it from DJ RJT. Not my fault.

oh and disclaimer: to all those who are about to post another, "i'm sick n tirrrd of yew postin ab00t yer gayness," this thread is about me doin a chick. so shaddup. Plus you don't see me going into straight threads saying, "gaddamint! I'm sick n tirrrd of yer postin ab00t yer breeder crap. God. we all know we're all straight so stop talking abuut it!"

dont feel bad about it. its just your dick telling you it wont take no shit anymore.....

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