when i cum, i usually yell out the number of seconds that i've lasted. the record holds at a whopping 23. just like my age. i believe in symbolism, and i believe it was meant to be like this. can't wait till i get in my thrities!!! 10 seconds of extra fun, yay!

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I can't remember who it was but I believe they said "$250!!! for a handjob?"

Marak5

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"Thanks. The money is in the wallet."

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

I say nothing but what happens is I normally end up laughing really hard and I really don't know why.

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whats that other spot i forget the actual name for it, but its money.
right above the cervix at the very end of the vagina

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i call out out her sister's or best friend's name

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Originally posted by Iyrlk i call out out her sister's or best friend's name

Then grab on for dear life and play 'bucking bronco'?

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Originally posted by dj_bas Then grab on for dear life and play 'bucking bronco'?

i unfortunately enjoy the girl being on top and i just can't be bothered to move, so my up (orgasm) and my down (a furious demon beating me) happens real quick

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"Freee the Alamoooooo!"

or sum'thin' to that matter...

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Originally posted by Iyrlk i unfortunately enjoy the girl being on top and i just can't be bothered to move, so my up (orgasm) and my down (a furious demon beating me) happens real quick

how boring.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

"InbefodaLoooooooooooooock...."

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Originally posted by Slylee how boring.

sorry haven't met the girl that was worth the trouble yet heh

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