Cans or Bottles

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Originally posted by Orbax hey man where were you again? London?

Im back in australia now. I got some serious jet lag. It is like I have become a zombie & have been in one of those crappy horror movies from the 80s and have been axed in the head by a screaming teenager. but im still alive unfortunaltely. bummer.

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Xenocreator_PG_, Masonious has just tried to send you a private message. However, your private messages box on tranceaddict Forums has reached the specified quota. In order to receive further private messages, you must delete some messages. Please visit this page to do so: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/privae.php Thanks, tranceaddict Forums team

what mason has said is true!!!


*runs out of the room crying*

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ what mason has said is true!!! *runs out of the room crying*

fine, here's a freakin' reply:

You said:

They have captured me & tortured me at the tower of London. They took out my brain & then spanked my butt. I managed to escape & have made it to a london internet cafe to post this desparate plee for help... Londoners.... eat... blood... in... intestines... with... mushy... peas!!!! gotta go, my time is running out on this computer

And I probably would have said something like this if you hadn't taken so long to clear out your PM box you jerk

Xeno, I have liquidated your favorite yacht, “Sealh4x” (the one wrapped in baby seal fur) in order to purchase a Mig 29 from the once great Soviet Union. I will depart as soon as I finish reading the Microsoft Flight Simulator 2003 game guide to save you from the clutches of the evil Londoners. In order to pay for fuel I went through your estate in the Hamptons and pawned your collection of White Rhino horns and Panda Masks from your endangered species room. Please don’t be upset, once you’re safely out of there, we can go hunting for them again – I believe there are upwards of 10 out there anyway so it’s all good.

I’m nervous about flying the Mig but I can’t allow the creative genius behind Xenosam to die just yet. For starters I completely forgot to take out a life insurance policy on you. Also, our pussy investors are still distrustful of our business plan ever since we were 4.2 million U.S. dollars over budget on the Theresa project and if you die I fear they’ll stop funding Xenosam altogether. Xeno, I’ve never even harpooned a Humpback Whale, I need their money so please, stay alive until I get there. I do suffer from extreme vertigo and acrophobia, as well as elevation sickness and a horrible grasp of 3d space but I think I can get there.

I’ve disguised the Mig with a Mexican flag on the bottom, and then just drew a little doodle for effect (), so I should have no issues with the Brits scrambling their jets or engaging me with surface to air missiles. I need you near Big Ben @ 2:00PM, next Thursday. Please wear a blue button up shirt to help me identify you. I’ll alert you of my presence by first flying mach II 50 feet above the ground followed by a series of 50 caliber strafing attacks on some of the main streets. I’ll have a special cable with a large Velcro ball attached to the end, I have already mailed your Velcro gloves, please wear those and slap the ball as it goes by, again at Mach II but you have great reflexes, otherwise that Amur Siberian Tiger would definitely have gotten the best of you.

I will see you soon, stay strong.

-Mason

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Originally posted by Masonious fine, here's a freakin' reply: You said: And I probably would have said something like this if you hadn't taken so long to clear out your PM box you jerk Xeno, I have liquidated your favorite yacht, “Sealh4x” (the one wrapped in baby seal fur) in order to purchase a Mig 29 from the once great Soviet Union. I will depart as soon as I finish reading the Microsoft Flight Simulator 2003 game guide to save you from the clutches of the evil Londoners. In order to pay for fuel I went through your estate in the Hamptons and pawned your collection of White Rhino horns and Panda Masks from your endangered species room. Please don’t be upset, once you’re safely out of there, we can go hunting for them again – I believe there are upwards of 10 out there anyway so it’s all good. I’m nervous about flying the Mig but I can’t allow the creative genius behind Xenosam to die just yet. For starters I completely forgot to take out a life insurance policy on you. Also, our pussy investors are still distrustful of our business plan ever since we were 4.2 million U.S. dollars over budget on the Theresa project and if you die I fear they’ll stop funding Xenosam altogether. Xeno, I’ve never even harpooned a Humpback Whale, I need their money so please, stay alive until I get there. I do suffer from extreme vertigo and acrophobia, as well as elevation sickness and a horrible grasp of 3d space but I think I can get there. I’ve disguised the Mig with a Mexican flag on the bottom, and then just drew a little doodle for effect (), so I should have no issues with the Brits scrambling their jets or engaging me with surface to air missiles. I need you near Big Ben @ 2:00PM, next Thursday. Please wear a blue button up shirt to help me identify you. I’ll alert you of my presence by first flying mach II 50 feet above the ground followed by a series of 50 caliber strafing attacks on some of the main streets. I’ll have a special cable with a large Velcro ball attached to the end, I have already mailed your Velcro gloves, please wear those and slap the ball as it goes by, again at Mach II but you have great reflexes, otherwise that Amur Siberian Tiger would definitely have gotten the best of you. I will see you soon, stay strong. -Mason

your words humble me. I need a few days to comprehend the scope of this scripture....

& im so piss3d i will write a song about this...

& call thy MEGA SCREAM BEE!!!! (THE SEALH4X)

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