steel pipe to the head ( 22 stitches )
aluminium chair to the head due to friendly fire.
bloodied nose.
busted lip.

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never been into a physical fight before, cuz im too nice, i dont have beef with anyone and ppl love me

btw, i am a pussy

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Originally posted by Theresa Once when I was about 10 years old, a girlfriend and I went for a walk with my 2 dogs to the park. When we got there, there were 2-3 twelve year old guys shouting and yelling at us, making mean comments. Anyway, we ignored them and kept walking through the park, when suddenly, one of the assholes came out around the trees and kicked my dog. I flipped. So I ran for him and punched him in the back of the head, and he whacked me in the face (gave me a black eye), then I kicked him in the balls. My friend and I left, and went back home. My mom ended up calling the school to find out the house number of the one guy (because we went to school together,) and she called his parents and freaked out on them. Another time at recess in grade 2, we were playing "boys chase girls", and this one boy chased me, grabbed me and tried to kiss me. I pulled away, and he got mad, picked up a rotting orange peel that was on the ground and threw it in my hair. I got pissed off and walloped him one in the eye. Gave him a black eye When I was 13 I also broke a guys hand, and then my mom broke his nose. That ****** deserved it.

if a guy broke your heart you'd probably slice his pecker off

dislocated shoulder in highschool..


he swung, i tried to rope a dope and avoid, and it hit my shoulder just right aparently, and it poped it out.

suckeddd

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Originally posted by enferno dislocated shoulder in highschool.. he swung, i tried to rope a dope and avoid, and it hit my shoulder just right aparently, and it poped it out. suckeddd

Haven't you seen Lethal Weapon?

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Originally posted by Tak Dub Bam Haven't you seen Lethal Weapon?

yeah i have

but he dislocated his shoulder on purpose, mince was hit from the front.

just didn't thingk that you could pop your shoulder out from a punch

a few years back we used to have hood wars
i got stabbed
been beaten to a coma - was in it for a week
dont ask what i did to the other guys

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Originally posted by grmlyn a few years back we used to have hood wars i got stabbed been beaten to a coma - was in it for a week dont ask what i did to the other guys

did you shoot them with your bullshit gun?

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Originally posted by enferno did you shoot them with your bullshit gun?

POW

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean if a guy broke your heart you'd probably slice his pecker off

ROTF!!

Nah, I am a very passive person. It takes a lot to piss me off and provoke me to fight. Hurting animals or my family are a couple of the things that will push me over the edge though.

As for the orange peel.. I was too young to know better.

P.S. My heart was broken... I just yelled at the guy, and then refused him break-up sex. HA!

I never really got injured but was always in the dominating position.

In kindergarten I handcuffed a kid while we were playing cowboy and indians ..... he fell down a small grassy hill and had to get stitches.

When I was 12 I went to a new school.This kid was always pissing me off.Once I grabbed his arm spun him around & threw him against a concrete pole.He passed out & went to the hospital lol!

Wasn't from a fight, but I once fell down from a tree (oh man was it tall or what). The wound stretched from the ankle all the way up my leg to my groin, it was about 2-3 centimeters wide and about 2 centimeters deep. T'was like a fucking fountain of blood, and I probably looked like a zombie kid.
I also got a similiar wound on my other leg, except it was a little shorter.


Apart from that I've been knocked out a few times (I got a concussion from one of them).
Since concussions are considered injuries and are quite similiar to strokes (the symptoms and the way it starts) I'll include my stroke too. Man that was scary as hell...

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