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Originally posted by RJT Seriously. You people all need to do our work for us - haven't we done enough?

actually the true story of how the idea of Turner & Romano came to life is pretty good... i might try writing it up later just to see if i can sound all professional and awesome.

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Originally posted by lücid actually the true story of how the idea of Turner & Romano came to life is pretty good... i might try writing it up later just to see if i can sound all professional and awesome.

It's at least pretty funny

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once upon a time, rjt & myra decided to become dj's. after many years, they became very skilled. then, in a horrible accident, they clogged the tubes and got died.

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the end

ever since rob turner was unborn he'd always dreamed of making polka music but after a smack in the head near birth he was forced to spin music to satisfy his bassinstructor. he worked hard on trying to change the relationship between him & his instructor but was beaten to it by some random bint by the name of myra romano. she managed to get the bassinstructor to mow her front lawn naked for the rest of his life or until he could answer the mystery of the woodchuck that couldn't chuck wood. rob however was left on the streets, shameless and bored and was forced into duty at a shit disco playing the macarena for 12year old girls. in 1998 he managed to sell his hair of knowledge to gain more skill in his trackselection but was jipped by the seller. without his hair of knowledge he ventured into some other forms of expressions such as interpretative dancing, onehand clapping and blindfolded raving. after failing in all these ventures he want back to the only thing he could now do. creating mixmeister sets and selling them to bald turkmenistani kids for exchange of food. one month after that he met myra romano and she held a gun to his head and told him that if he wouldn't like her and be her djpartner for the rest of her life, she would lorraine bobbit him and leave in a forest in the west of jukkasjärvi,finland. after that, not much happend really.

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Might I suggest Xenocreator's post in this thread: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...d=&pagenumber=3 ?

no bio can be considered valid without mention of the inspiration provided by the Crackheads. I demand the bio be reworked!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard no bio can be considered valid without mention of the inspiration provided by the Crackheads.

also, no bio can be considered valid w/out "RJT's Big Surprise"

Turner & Romano: butth4x!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Montanas.... re-energised!

ever since rob turner was malested by a goat he'd always dreamed of making snot bubbles from his nose but after a smack in the head by a penis he was forced to do push-ups to satisfy his very small arms. he worked hard on trying to change the relationship between him & his goat but was masterbated by some random species known as the 'myra romano'. The myra beast managed to get the goat to mow her front lawn naked (without fur) for the rest of its life or until he could answer the mystery of the montana that couldn't tan mona mon tan mon tan moo. rob however was left sitting on the lubed dildo, hot and sticky and was forced into volleyball lessons at a beach playing the game for 70year old grandmas. in 1882 he managed to sell his pubic hair of gruffnuts to gain more scrutum skin in his scrutum skin ball sack area but was jipped by the blunt scissors. without his pubic hair of jizzy gruffnuts he ventured into some other forms of expressions such as donkey impersonations, cow milking with his feet and blindfolded after dinner mint nibbling. after failing in all these ventures he want back to the only thing he could now do. creating genetically enhanced creatures and selling them to corporate executives for exchange of sex. one month after that he met the myra romano and she held her boobs to his head and told him that if he wouldn't like her and be her a nude jello wrestler for the rest of the goats life, she would have a party and invite all her girlfriends to a forest in the west of yo mummas bum hole. after that, everything happend, like swallowing eggs whole, swallowing bannanas whole, swallowing electrical cables whole etc.

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yeah, bit to much xeno

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Originally posted by montana yeah, bit to much xeno

You can never have too much! Too little is for pussies!!

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