Stewie - 'so the fat man makes a pun and you wet yourself. i give you gold and nothing! i dont have to fucking please you!'

Stoner - 'you should try some hash man- you cant go WRonng!'
Stewie - 'au contraire, ground beef can go very bad for me very quickly!'

late/

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

lol

"so uhh can they understand the baby?"

from the petoria episode

Homer Applying for Life insurance:

Insurance Agent : "Now, under the box 'Heart Attacks' you crossed out 3 and wrote 0."

Homer : "Oh, I thought that said 'Brain Hemmorages'."

God that one was so stupid. Made me laugh my ass off.

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FG:
Brian- 'why these arent kids in sunday school! there a bunch of filthy drug peddling midgets!' (as he tears down the "Jesus is Cool!" poster...heh/

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

teen nerd: He ate all our shrimp! And 2 plastic lobsters!

sir, heres youre taco.
aah i dont want it anymore! (smacks taco, falls into deep fryer)
nerd tries to get it: ow! ow! ow! aaw this is going to come out of my salary!


in the court room after the all you can eat seafood:
now mrs simpson, after you got kicked out of the frying dutchman, what did you do?
well...we pretty much came straight home.
may i remind you mrs simpson that you are under oath?!?
umm..we drove around looking for another all you can eat seafood restaurant.
and when you couldnt find one?
we went fishing... (hides head in embarrassment as watchers gasp)

now do these look like the actions of a man who had "ALL HE COULD EAT"???

no! no! there could have been me!

lol

damn theres too many to list!
and i dont want to look like too much of a freak hehe

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new set online, Summer Journeys

ah what the heck im bored!!!


dad! you just killed zombie flanders!
he was a zombie?


the scene where scorpio has james bond trapped and he escapes
"well done homer! when you get home, theres going to be another storey on your house!"

"sir! klingons on the starboard bow!"
"*sigh* again with the klingons! scotty, give me more power!"
"its no use cap'n, i cannot reach the controls!!"

smithers to mr burns at the i do what i feel like festival
"sir, in the spirit of the festival and all, i just wanted to say i love you...in that shirt! (thinks: oh who am i kidding? the boat house was the time!!)"

'hello...smithers..you're..quite..good at..turning..me..on!"
"umm you should probably ignore that"

"are you really the head of the kwike mart corporation?"
"yes"
"really?"
"yes"
"REALLY???"
"yes. i hope this has been an enlightening experience for you."

hehe

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new set online, Summer Journeys

the one I love most has no real good quotes, but if you remember it you probably know what I mean:

it's the aprils fool episode:

it starts of with homer doing two VERY wicked jokes:

1: bart wakes up(with a piece of tape on his eyes, ofcourse done by homer): whaaa, I can't see, I can't see, I'm blind, I'm blind!!
Homer ripping off the peace of tape (and hurting barts eyes ALOT :stongue : haha, april fool
bart, very upset ofcourse, comes down into the kitchen, wanting to drink some milk: BLECH!!
Homer: haha, I saved that milk half a year especially for this day

at this moment, bart swears he's gonna do another trick to homer:

he decides to 'shake' some beer (this is soooo funny when you see it) he shakes it and shakes it, even puts it in a paintmixer . the can with beer is shaking as hell ofcourse .

after a while, homer wants to open the can, bart coming around the corner just saying HAHA aprils foBOOOOOOOOOOM!!! (beercan explodes, case you didn't notice

I could and cannot stop laughing when I think about this part

o, btw: the rest of the story is kinda boring... al sorts of memories and stuff like that (homer was in a coma )

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Progressive

Hard = goed

hehe..is there such this as an intelligent idiot? Check out these quotes from homer....

Bart: That’s a hitch-hiker, Homer.
Homer: Ooh, let’s pick him up!
Marge: No! What if he’s crazy?
Homer: And what if he’s not? Then we’d look like idiots.

*next*"when homer gets sent away as a missionary*
Bart: Homer, are you licking toads?
Homer: I'm not not licking toads.

Homer on breaking up:

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.

hehe..ok..I could go on for hours and hours like this.....One more..the good ol' Stone cutters song!!!

Who controls the british crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the martians under wraps? We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of there sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!

Duffman:
Emotions... brewing in Duffman...
what... would JESUS do???


lol

quote:

Originally posted by Ckerr812 Bart: That’s a hitch-hiker, Homer. Homer: Ooh, let’s pick him up! Marge: No! What if he’s crazy? Homer: And what if he’s not? Then we’d look like idiots.

i think the funniest part of that was after time passed al little bit and there still in the car arguing:

marge: i really dont think its a good idea.
homer: and i think its the best idea ive ever had!

with that he pulls out of the driveway and goes back

when the simpsons goes down to flanders beach house and all those friends of lisa super glue shells onto the car
Homer: great submersible crap MY CAR!!!

love that episode

also when patty and selma are at the dmv and homer is going for the limo license he smokes the two cigarettes
lady: are those cigarettes yours
Homer: mmmmmmmm...i'm in flavour country
lady: both of them???
Homer: its a big country

lol

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