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I'm still in f'ing shock that my bond came out whilst flossing in preparation for the New Year's festivities. This is so horrifying, and painful. I look like a dipshit bumpkin, I never should have tried to bite Chris Helly's hand in 2nd grade. Who could have known that he'd MOVE his hand and force my teeth into the hard table upon which his hand had formerly rested?
Oh cruel world, i feel your heartless laughter's breath upon the unprotected nerve endings of my front-right toof.
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