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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Yes that would be result for humanity then I could total the rust bucket into the African supermarket window! No more people walking around dressed like this! & Result!

Come on man, you have to admit that guy in the pink has nice shoes.

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I've imagined running pedestrians over all the time.
Old people - 100 points
Mother & child - 250
Whole family - 500
Small children - 500

One thing to do is stop at a crosswalk and motion for the person to cross.. but once they start moving, honk the horn and hit the gas.

Aaaaaaaand I've also imagined slamming into ppl on the highway while going 180+.

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Originally posted by lexxwolfen I've imagined running pedestrians over all the time. Old people - 100 points Mother & child - 250 Whole family - 500 Small children - 500 One thing to do is stop at a crosswalk and motion for the person to cross.. but once they start moving, honk the horn and hit the gas. Aaaaaaaand I've also imagined slamming into ppl on the highway while going 180+.

Mmmm. Yeah. And using the overtaking lane to 'almost' overtake, but at the last minute actually push right into them and take them right off the road (but of course you come out of it just fine).

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I have to rein myself in from ramming cars with a 'Baby Onboard' sticker in the back window.
Think I should make up my own sticker, perhaps it should say 'Virgin Onboard' and see who the rescue crews drag out of the wreck first

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan A few years ago at my place a whole team was made redundant there was quite a few drug users on the team. On their last day two of the lads took a pill each during their lunch hour. Hilarious stuff.

I did it about 2 or 3 years ago. Had a crummy job working in a kitchen to pay myself through uni and decided to tan the two eccies i had left over from the weekend. It was funny until i started coming down. My boss must have known cause my jaw was chomping big style, but seeing as everyone else came to work stoned or coked up he had to let it slide in the name of equality. The tunes were fairly pumping that day, what made it funnier was i worked in an all girls private school, there were some fucked up conversations that day.

I do have the thoughts about driving into things and jumping from a balcony just to feel what it would be like, or hit a stranger in the street just to see their reaction.

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Originally posted by flymo-meek I did it about 2 or 3 years ago. Had a crummy job working in a kitchen to pay myself through uni and decided to tan the two eccies i had left over from the weekend. It was funny until i started coming down.

It's a torture having a come down at work.

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Originally posted by lexxwolfen I've imagined running pedestrians over all the time. Old people - 100 points Mother & child - 250 Whole family - 500 Small children - 500 One thing to do is stop at a crosswalk and motion for the person to cross.. but once they start moving, honk the horn and hit the gas. Aaaaaaaand I've also imagined slamming into ppl on the highway while going 180+.

How are small children worth 500 points? They're slower and should be worth less. Teenagers and adults should be worth more since they may be able to move faster...unless they're fat

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Originally posted by Azia You know, the ones where you're driving along and you visualize running grandma down for 10 points. I had one as I was lifegaurding the other day...an innocent swimmer was doing the back-stroke in one of the lanes and I vividly pictured doing a cannon ball; landing on her. Perhaps lifegaurding is one of the most boring jobs in the world and caused me to have these images, either way I l'd ol'd. Share your crazy thoughts:

way late on this thread but yeah i've thought exactly that countless times
i've lifeguarded for the past...6 summers i think, and a few years back there was this one guy who'd ALWAYS swim in the lane next to where i sit and every 4th kick when he was swimming the crawl his foot would hit the water just right to make this tiny but like 4 foot high splash, and he'd come for evening swim when it was already getting cold, and then you're just passing the time and it makes it that much worse
AH makes me mad thinking about it

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Originally posted by mezzir way late on this thread but yeah i've thought exactly that countless times i've lifeguarded for the past...6 summers i think, and a few years back there was this one guy who'd ALWAYS swim in the lane next to where i sit and every 4th kick when he was swimming the crawl his foot would hit the water just right to make this tiny but like 4 foot high splash, and he'd come for evening swim when it was already getting cold, and then you're just passing the time and it makes it that much worse AH makes me mad thinking about it

Good time, good times.

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Originally posted by Azia How are small children worth 500 points? They're slower and should be worth less. Teenagers and adults should be worth more since they may be able to move faster...unless they're fat

Smaller targets.

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Originally posted by lexxwolfen Smaller targets.

them ******s are quick
also, they're unpredictable
teens and adults are fast, but very predictable
kids not so much

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