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Originally posted by Danny Ocean did you suck his dick afterwards to taste your butt?

one of the few times i did anal i had this skank do that. we were both hammered so i was just like fuck it. but then she remembered & brought it up to me the next day.

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Originally posted by enferno story time! my wife has wanted anal for over a year now, and i keep refusing. last night i was very drunk after playing a show, and she was sitting on my lap at home and i was trying to stick it in her snooter, when i apparently mistakingly put it into her arsehole. i didn't figure it out for a while when i reached down to do a little hand work and found that her vagina was empty. i've lost my innocent buttsechkz free-ness, and it was on accident! FTL

ohh snap!

double-yes!

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Originally posted by enferno story time! my wife has wanted anal for over a year now, and i keep refusing. last night i was very drunk after playing a show, and she was sitting on my lap at home and i was trying to stick it in her snooter, when i apparently mistakingly put it into her arsehole. i didn't figure it out for a while when i reached down to do a little hand work and found that her vagina was empty. i've lost my innocent buttsechkz free-ness, and it was on accident! FTL

it's scary to me that you wouldn't be able to tell her ass from her vagina...

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean did you suck his dick afterwards to taste your butt?

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa it's scary to me that you wouldn't be able to tell her ass from her vagina...

drugs were involved. don't tell me you haven't made a grae sexual mistake whilst hammered

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Originally posted by enferno story time! my wife has wanted anal for over a year now, and i keep refusing. last night i was very drunk after playing a show, and she was sitting on my lap at home and i was trying to stick it in her snooter, when i apparently mistakingly put it into her arsehole. i didn't figure it out for a while when i reached down to do a little hand work and found that her vagina was empty. i've lost my innocent buttsechkz free-ness, and it was on accident! FTL

anal sex was on every cOrTA's mind last night

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Originally posted by enferno story time! my wife has wanted anal for over a year now, and i keep refusing. last night i was very drunk after playing a show, and she was sitting on my lap at home and i was trying to stick it in her snooter, when i apparently mistakingly put it into her arsehole. i didn't figure it out for a while when i reached down to do a little hand work and found that her vagina was empty. i've lost my innocent buttsechkz free-ness, and it was on accident! FTL

SWeet.

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Originally posted by enferno drugs were involved. don't tell me you haven't made a grae sexual mistake whilst hammered

i was about to defend you with that too. yeah intoxication will do many things.

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Originally posted by Aristronica yeah intoxication will do many things.

AMEN!!!!
QFT

cum to think of it - In the last year I have been drunk almost every time I have had sex-yikes- except when I have had mornin sex

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Originally posted by dallastar cum to think of it - In the last year I have been drunk almost every time I have had sex-yikes- except when I have had mornin sex

do you usually only want sex when you're drinking?