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-I was looking at myself in the mirror.
=Uh-huh?
-I wish I had a pot.
=You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
-A pot. A pot belly.Pot bellies are sexy.
=Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
-Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like
Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
=I didn't realize there was adifference between a tummy and a pot belly.
-The difference is huge.
=You want me to have a pot?
-No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla.
But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal.
Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big,
perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two
sizes too small to accentuate it.
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