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Originally posted by Spacey Orange your date's a jerk and an idiot. i loath men like that. [/rant]

Maybe so. But he's taking her to a party in a mansion. A motherfucking MANSION! A DAMN HELL SHIT FUCK BITCH BASTARD MANSION!!!!


All you can do is be a lame non-idiojerk.

Shagging with the undies parted to one side can give us blokes a friction style knob burn, especially if the old spam javlin keeps on rubbing up against the undies.

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Originally posted by Slylee lol wouldn't it be cool (on his part) if i wore no panties and did a huge rail of coke off his penis in the bathroom before i stood up and bent over the counter and let him do me in the ass jennypie style?

every man's fantasy

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Originally posted by jdat some people ( usually guys ) buy raw jeans and don't wash them for like 6 months so the jeans get really nice fades around the knees etc chicks who do the same thing do it so there's nice fade marks around the jungle box from all the puntang juice when they don't wear panties

lol j dat.... lol

i swear mine came that way!

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some blow for a blow?

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Spam javelin? LOL.

jungle box lol

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Originally posted by ultrasonicc Maybe so. But he's taking her to a party in a mansion. A motherfucking MANSION! A DAMN HELL SHIT FUCK BITCH BASTARD MANSION!!!! All you can do is be a non-idiojerk.

lol

i'm taking him.

how is my date a jerk and an idiot?

i'm about 99.9% sure he just wanted to test me when he was asking about talking to other women. he's actually a pretty good guy. opens car doors for me, a gentleman, that sorta thing. he's a lot more respectful than most guys down here. he just has a little playful, bratty side, but i think it's cute, and i dish it out just as much.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i'm about 99.9% sure he just wanted to test me when he was asking about talking to other women. he's actually a pretty good guy. opens car doors for me, a gentleman, that sorta thing. he's a lot more respectful than most guys down here. he just has a little playful, bratty side, but i think it's cute, and i dish it out just as much.

give him a BJ in return.

he seems like a nice guy

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a BJ in return for what? lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee lol i'm taking him.

WOW! Will you be my girlfriend? The only thing I ask is that you wear at least seventeen pairs of panties on our first date at the mansion of your choosing.

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Originally posted by Slylee a BJ in return for what? lol

finding a man who opens the door for you



he sounds like a keeper!

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