Eh, I once saw a bum take a shit in the middle of the street.

was at a friend's house, we were 7 or so, he lived on the 7th floor.
and we were running around, and mock fighting and shit and somehow he fell out the window, landed on a car, and survived.

a year back, was in a car with him, when a car on the opposite lane trying to avoid an old woman who had 'frozen' in the middle of the road, banged straight into our car at around 80 kmph. my friend's head went straight into the gear and he had to have brain surgery. i came out with a fractured nose.

he's perfectly alright now, but.


scary.

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Originally posted by smakmagik was at a friend's house, we were 7 or so, he lived on the 7th floor. and we were running around, and mock fighting and shit and somehow he fell out the window, landed on a car, and survived. a year back, was in a car with him, when a car on the opposite lane trying to avoid an old woman who had 'frozen' in the middle of the road, banged straight into our car at around 80 kmph. my friend's head went straight into the gear and he had to have brain surgery. i came out with a fractured nose. he's perfectly alright now, but. scary.

ROFL your friend seems to have bad luck.

my dad's longtime best friend (and like an "uncle" to me) has had so many near death experiences that his call name (he's an ex marine harrier pilot) is Wiley, like the cyote.

my dad said he had to do an emergency landing one time because he was having engine failure, or it caught on fire or some shit and they were all waiting for him on the runway as he landed, nervous as hell.

he lands the jet (my dad said it was a miracle he could even do this) and busts open the cockpit cover (it was jammed) and gets out of the jet and starts running, and the jet literally fucking blew up behind him. lol

he also had several scares while sky diving with my dad too. the stories they have told me are fucking nuts...almost unbelievable.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by CrazedOut Eh, I once saw a bum take a shit in the middle of the street.

i raise you seeing grandmother taking a shit while mother and cousin take a piss in the street.
mexico is dirty

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Originally posted by Slylee my dad's longtime best friend (and like an "uncle" to me) has had so many near death experiences that his call name (he's an ex marine harrier pilot) is Wiley, like the cyote. my dad said he had to do an emergency landing one time because he was having engine failure, or it caught on fire or some shit and they were all waiting for him on the runway as he landed, nervous as hell. he lands the jet (my dad said it was a miracle he could even do this) and busts open the cockpit cover (it was jammed) and gets out of the jet and starts running, and the jet literally fucking blew up behind him. lol he also had several scares while sky diving with my dad too. the stories they have told me are fucking nuts...almost unbelievable.

lol sounds like he had fun then!

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Originally posted by Slylee he lands the jet (my dad said it was a miracle he could even do this) and busts open the cockpit cover (it was jammed) and gets out of the jet and starts running, and the jet literally fucking blew up behind him.

BAHAHAHAHHAA

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit i raise you seeing grandmother taking a shit while mother and cousin take a piss in the street. mexico is dirty

Wow, talk about a family duty

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Originally posted by hadi ****** last year there was this guy near my friend's house, apparently high on pcp and he was in a tree and refused to come down. the cops tasered him quite a few times, and although it was kind of fucked up, everytime he got tasered he would yell "OWWW" really loud and it was kind of funny. edit: i forgot that he had no clothes on either

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

this one time, at band camp, i saw a bitch stick a flute up her vagina

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Originally posted by medinaM5 this one time, at band camp, i saw a bitch stick a flute up her vagina

that hasnt been funny for a long time

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Originally posted by Slylee

fuckt on pcp, hehe