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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike It's pretty much all in the title. You start to bash one out and just before the point of climax you call out for someone like your mum or dad to come up to your room - From this point on the mission is to 'finish' before he/she clambers the stairs and into your room! *Missions Impossible Music*

im soo gonna try this

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Originally posted by dj_bas I've done something similar to my girlfriend. I was pushing it on her mouth and going "sshhhh" every time she tried to talk. And one time I just pulled out and smacked it on her forehead and said "order in the court!". We laughed and laughed...then she went to bed :/

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This thread is hilarious!

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Originally posted by Fast Turtle pps just wait til the day you get snowballed, then who's gonna be laughing?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Many have tried... none have succeeded.

You know they are thinking about it when they look at you right after with those particular eyes... You have to look right back at her with those "don't even think about it , woman" eyes...

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