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Originally posted by Zenchowdah why couldnt helen keller drive? because she was a woman

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was "ogahadoghadpgaosdg"

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oh man
threadjack...BASH QUOTE TIME!!!!!!!

snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.

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Originally posted by dark_Omens A neutron walks into the bar. Immediately the bartender gets him the most expensive drink. The neutron asks how much it costs, and the bartender says, "For you, no charge."

oh ... my .... god...

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Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.


LOLOLOLOL

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Originally posted by mezzir oh man threadjack...BASH QUOTE TIME!!!!!!!

|M3rlin-| what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
|p5Ds13a06| you cant buy alcoholics
|p5Ds13a06| but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free


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|EyesofPrisms| and ou are an uytter newb
|KC48348751| dude
|KC48348751| how did that y move over like 12 characters

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> S u s h i p u n k . P h o t o g r a p h y <

A bear and a rabbit go fishing and catch a goldfish.

Goldfish: Please let me go, I'll grant you both 3 wishes.
Bear: Ok, cool. I want all the other bears in this forest to be female.
Rabbit: I want a red helmet.
Bear: Pfft, what a dumbass. Actually, I want all the other bears in the country to be female.
Rabbit: I want a motorcycle.
Bear: Oh what the hell, I want all the other bears in the whole WORLD to be female.
Rabbit: I want the bear to be a fag.

*WROOOOM*

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH 2 muffins in an oven. 1 says to the other "holy shit it's hot in here" the other goes "holy shit a talking muffin!"

I fkn LOL'd at this.

EDIT: LOL @ neutron joke too!

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