Awesome release date. I mean, TOTALLY BADASS!!!
Now on our holiday called "the fourth of Jul-ahh", I can inebriate myself on piss-poor, cheaply-brewed, all-American BUDWEISER BEER after a few rousing rounds of celebratory EXPLOSIVES DETONATION coupled with songs celebrating how great it is to have the freedom to celebrate the greatest country in the universe AND THEN I can go see The Island by Michael Bay in the ALL-AMERICAN movie theater. Err, I mean THE TRANSFORMERS - The Island was the one with the hyped up car chase scenes and familiar action shots pertaining to a handsome lead character and his socially "beautiful" breeding property.
Mah bahd.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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