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rofl oh man
my first time smoking wasn't one of those 'i didn't really get high, meh' things, i got a full story with it
k so summer after senior year of high school, chillin out at a friend's place (friend's gf and a friend of mine) with two mutual friends (one of whom was the same friend's ex  )
so anyways, its my first time and they know it, the current gf and the dude are both experienced smokers, and so they decide that they're doing puff puff pass, with me in the middle, passing back and forth, so i get 2x what they get
went through i think 2 joints between the 3 of us so thats like 1 just me. we were out on her porch smoking, and the ex-gf was out chilling with us but wasn't smoking at all. so like 2/3 of the way through the 2nd joint it hits me. HARD. not like pot's supposed to really either
somehow i ended up sitting in the corner of the deck huddled to myself/lying on the ground (it was wet out, it rained earlier), couldn't muster the enegry to say anything. they'd check up on me every minute or two and laugh at me
k so story's just getting started. i'm fucked out of my mind, couldn't think at ALL, was moving in reeeeeally slow motion, couldn't form a sentence for the life of me. we go inside to the kitchen because, dur, the two other smokers got the munchies. the girl whose house it is finds a full pack of oreos. jackpot!
now i'm not hungry in the least, but one of them gave me a single oreo anyways. i had cottonmouth like i've never had before or since. it literally took me like 10 minutes to eat one oreo cause i had absolutely no saliva so as much as i chewed i still couldn't come close to swallowing all i remember is just the slow munching sound from my mouth which was way louder than them talking
after that we moved downstairs where the tv is, the summer olympics were on. dude who brought the pot bounces, friend's gf passes out on the couch next to me, and the ex-gf is sitting in the chair next to the couch. effect was stronger than ever, i was just trying to focus on the tv, i was convinced if i passed out i might not wake up. i end up sitting next to the ex and trying to get close to her, not to hook up, but because i was scared shitless and needed some comfort.
i still have no idea what happened really, but i remember two parts. one, i got her shirt off somehow. fucked as i was, i seemed aware that she liked me and i should try to take advantage of the situation, futile as it was (she was sober). and two, i remember her saying 'i've always wanted to do this'. ROFL. she's hot too, not my type, but definitely good looking. and i'm convinced she thinks i don't remember it and never brought it up with her cause i see her from time to time
but yeah, drove home in the morning, don't remember the next day either ,still kinda in a haze, avoided my parents like the plague
so yeah. that was my first time. and it still fucks me up hardcore, couple hits and my vision starts shaking rapidly and every single time if i listen to music and close my eyes it feels like i can see the vibrations. its awesome, but if i smoke i'm pretty much commited to my chair for a few hours
cor version: first time smoking got proper fucked, hooked up with my friend's ex
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Lol, once I got used to it again, I was smoking 4 cones every night.
