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| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
i've found the inside of Burger King to be a very peace-loving place
just walk into a burger king and you'll feel so much better. Sit down, have a Whopper Jr, and the world of slaughter and famine just go away. Put some some headphones, listen to PVD-Vega(Starecase), and block out the newscasts of Fox News: Could Your Church Be a Cult? Look out the window and notice the subtleties and ironies of life. The fat kid is playing with the skinny kids in the ball pit. Its like, yeah, ironic, cus when the fat kid grows up, his only friends are going to be his dead donkey and he'll probably end up at the top of a flagpole with a pitchfork in his stomach, well, that's after the world has their livestock tainted with a huge amount of radiation from world war 4. Look at the mother, crying on her cell phone about why her wedding ring fell into the ball pit and some kid swallowed it. but yeah, it's bullshit cus shes supposedly on the phone with her husband, but there is some italian stallion sitting across from her. Her brother? no way, not after the noise in the bathroom:
::gag gag::
::gag gag::
woman: ooo billy. put on my wedding ring and fist me. It would make me so hot.
man: okai dokai.
::queef queef:
man: o shit. the wedding ring fell off!
woman: o fuck, find it!
:queef queef:
Burger King is a good place to feel happy. |
Boy, was that creative 
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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
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