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Originally posted by jennypie Because once you take wood in the bum you're stained for life? edit: /IGK humour

No. That's far too clever for IGK.

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Originally posted by jennypie You ever notice that girls moan differently when they're having buttsecks? It's a much more deep and grunty moan. Just listen to the song Grab My Hips by Sebastian Leger.

That tune is so fucked up.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by lücid ok, good. i don't know why i thought of staining decks but it was the first thing that came to my mind.

Yay for absurd and obscure naval analogies!

For those of you don't get it, back in the days, ships when about to do something that'd mess up the deck (ie going to a battle), sand would be spread on the deck so that clean up would be much easier.

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

I have have had some great times having sex in lakes and in swimming pools............ It only works with certain girls though.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike The first time a girl ever let me take her up the shitter it was because of an accident. I was quite drunk and slipped out of one hole and into the other. Whoops! Quite sheepishly I aplogised, but to by surprise she just laughed and told me I could put it back in if I wanted to. RESULT!

bahahahaha "accident"

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Originally posted by EvilTree Yay for absurd and obscure naval analogies! For those of you don't get it, back in the days, ships when about to do something that'd mess up the deck (ie going to a battle), sand would be spread on the deck so that clean up would be much easier.

that's totally not what i was implying, lol. i was talking about sanding down the deck attached to the back of your house before you stain it.

maybe this guy could give you a better idea?



pretty neat, imo.

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Originally posted by trewqy well, i figured the dolphins and whales can do it underwater.. why no us humans.. BTW, WHALE DICKS= HUGE!

fag

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Originally posted by RJT

oh man, BRING CLERKS II!

plz.

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Originally posted by lücid oh man, BRING CLERKS II! plz.

Packed.

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Originally posted by RJT Fudgepacked.

fixed.

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lol, somebody sounds like they're dying for anal!

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