Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen

How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.


What's got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog!

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is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes?

some of these jokes are fucked up haha.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes?

In my opinion it's normal.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 is it a bad thing that I am not offended or bothered by any of these jokes?

If you ever have kids that'll probably change. I'm LMAO'ing at the dead baby jokes right now, but I probably wouldn't find them amusing if I had a toddler of my own.

Whats Black, Green, Purple, and Blue and hangs in my backyard?

He's my negro and I will paint him what ever colours I want.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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why is there always cotton at the top of pills.


Do remind black people they were picking cotton before selling drugs.

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Originally posted by Simon There once was a young girl called Maddie, she had such an irresponsible daddy, snatched from her bed, she is probably dead, raped by a Portuguese baddy.

I wonder which sick fuck made that one up....

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Fucckkkk, this thread is turning from sick to racist.

Ok, here's my contribution:

q: What does a 90 year old pussy taste like?
a: Depends


q: What's the worst part about eating a bald pussy?
a: putting the diaper back on


A redneck and his girlfriend are driving in a pouring rain when they notice a skunk, near drowning on the side of the road. Woman tells her boyfriend to pull over, so she can resque the darn thing. She brings it into cab.
"hon, now where do I put him?"
"dunno, stick him on the floor, between your legs"
"but dear, what about the smell?"
"well, keep them legs shut then!"

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

a man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for come condoms for his 13 year old daughter. the pharmacist says "isnt that a little young to be sexually active?"
and the man responds
"shes not active, she just lies there like her mother"

man this one is a classic!!

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
a baby nailed to 10 trees

what begins with n, ends in r and you wouldnt like to call a black person?
Neighbour

50years ago twenty blokes chasing a ****** was called the Klu Klux Klan, today its called Formula 1

NSFW

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