I bet when DA sees a vagina for the first time he'll make a post on TA about how bizarre it is.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by squirrelly haha we've been together so long we're THAT comfortable. we do "drive by farts" lmao

LOL

So like....you'll ass...I mean, PASS by him while he's sitting on the couch and let him have it?

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Originally posted by Frenchie It's a fart, we all do it. Get over it if you don't like it. You think we like it when guys let out the nastiest smells out of their ass? *wafting*

It makes for a BBQ conversation, si si

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Originally posted by Clovis I bet when DA sees a vagina for the first time he'll make a post on TA about how bizarre it is.

Complete with review + pics + video.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Complete with review + pics + video.

And the post will be titled

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[review] Vaginas are weird!!!11 WTFFFF

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by squirrelly haha we've been together so long we're THAT comfortable. we do "drive by farts" lmao

+1.

My girlfriend and I "tell" one another when we fart by turning the fan on.

Well, at least we're considerate

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I'd been with my ex for 2 years - and known her previously as a very good friend for over 13 years - before she let one go in front of me.

After that there was no fucking stopping her.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel LOL So like....you'll ass...I mean, PASS by him while he's sitting on the couch and let him have it?

that's about right lmao i'm struggling typing because I'm laughing so hard.

last night we were watching that live earth thing and i yelled "INCOMING!!!!!" and he was confused until he breathed in. He's like "oh SON OF A @#*&(!!!!!"

queefs> girl flatulence

*snniiiiffff*

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Originally posted by Marc Summers girls dont fart

exactly

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when i got my first car and my first GF and we went on our first date, she farted in my car.
I wanted to drive myself into a tree just to get away with murder.

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this deuce i used to work with would come over to my desk and pretend to look for something and then walk back to his and a few minutes later i'd smell his fart. fucking jackoff. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee this deuce i used to work with would come over to my desk and pretend to look for something and then walk back to his and a few minutes later i'd smell his fart. fucking jackoff. lol

oh man thats classic!! of the 'ol fart-in-the-car-and-lock-the-power-windows trick!

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