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Originally posted by Slylee omg pelican shit??? ughhh i can only imagine. it was probably a huge dump.

Yeah it was foul, and yeah it was huge. She looked like someone took a 16oz cup of birdshit and threw it right in her face.

ahahaha

i would have fucking lost it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel lol ps: your new avy is much better. you dont look like a homeless fuck anymore.

i still act like one, because i'll still rape you for a quarter if i sniff enough glue

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Originally posted by Slylee ahahaha i would have fucking lost it.

Yeah, I did, it was fucking hilarious. And there would be a youtube clip of it too except my uncle was 2 minutes too late getting out his video camera.

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Originally posted by XaNaX It has never happened to me but when I was a kid I was on vacation in Florida and we were at the pier in Naples when two pelicans flew over and one of them shit all over this lady. It was a lot of shit too, and it hit her right in the chest and face. It was fucking disgusting but funny as hell.

ps. i grew up there.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i still act like one, because i'll still rape you for a quarter if i sniff enough glue