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LOLcat: I MADE YOU A COOKIE... BUT I EATED IT
Me: LOLcat, how in God's name did you make a cookie?
LOLcat: SNEAKY CAT
Me: Wh--
LOLcat: IS SNEAKY
Me: *aggravated sigh* Alright, let's see what kind of mess you made in the kitchen...
LOLcat: IS IT CAN BE HUGZ TIEM NOW PLZ?
Me: Not now, LOLcat, I need to check--HOLY SH*T! Eggshells everywhere! Batter and chocolate chips on the walls!?
LOLcat: MESSY CAT
Me: HOW--
LOLcat: IS MESSY
Me: F*CK! I WILL END YOU!! *breathing deeply to calm down* ...LOLcat, these eggs expired two weeks ago. And it doesn't look like the oven was on.
LOLcat: DYING CAT
Me: ...
LOLcat: ...
Me: Wh--
LOLcat: IS DYING
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