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Dude's mental checklist:
Typical Star tattoo - Check
Typical Sword Tattoo - Check
Typical Japanese Letters Tattoo - double check 
Typical Tribal Tattoo - Many checks like whoa
Typical Dennis Rodman hairstyle and nose piercing - Check-a-roonie
Typical Gay Gigantic Sunglasses - check
Typical Guido Pout - (Mental check, can't talk because I'm pouting)
Typical Popped Collar and Tie undone - Choke... Check
Typical Gay overhaul - Done
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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.
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