I worked with this one guy until recently... every 3rd word out of his mouth "like" and he NEVER remembered how to do anything. I'm all for helping out my co-workers but if you have to 'like' ask me like the same like question like 16 times of 6 months... you're like a fucking retard.

the guy was so clueless... one night he decides he's going to call in sick the next day(he wasn't sick) and sets his out of office notice on his email. So the next day he calls in sick, and the boss sends out a mass email and gets a reply from him saying he's out of the office and not returning until such and such day. He was questioned about it and asked why if he was actually sick would he not say anything the day before.. he couldn't understand why management was pissed with him.