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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by Djsketchbag UHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh - that was puerile but WAY too funny!!!

ahahah this thread deserves a bump! or would it be a dump?

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Ok, here's my shit story... My squad had been on patrol for roughly 4 hours when all of the sudden, I had that "OMG IMMA SHIT MYSELF" sensation... a bad thing when you are in a humvee standing up in the turret in a combat zone. So, I waited till we went down an alley, grabbed the empty MRE bag from the meal I had eaten a short while earlier, and shit into it. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was a particularly foul brand of green diarrhea... so, I used some baby wipes to clean up, and threw the bag out of my turret... only to have it hit the hood of the humvee behind me, resulting in it bursting open and spraying my green liqui-poo contents all over the windshield of the truck behind me. Bad day, I had to clean it up later.

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

LOL

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Originally posted by SteelWolf Ok, here's my shit story... My squad had been on patrol for roughly 4 hours when all of the sudden, I had that "OMG IMMA SHIT MYSELF" sensation... a bad thing when you are in a humvee standing up in the turret in a combat zone. So, I waited till we went down an alley, grabbed the empty MRE bag from the meal I had eaten a short while earlier, and shit into it. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was a particularly foul brand of green diarrhea... so, I used some baby wipes to clean up, and threw the bag out of my turret... only to have it hit the hood of the humvee behind me, resulting in it bursting open and spraying my green liqui-poo contents all over the windshield of the truck behind me. Bad day, I had to clean it up later.

Should have used it as a dirty bomb against would be martyrs.

IMO of course.

Funny coincidence;

It was about 4am and I was taking a nice long jog (about 2 hours long that is). As you've guessed at this hour nothing is open, so after holding it in for 45 minutes, I find this little gas station with a bathroom for me to destroy. As it happends, their toilet wouldn't flush, and I left the poor night guy this massive steaming present for him to appreciate as he had to enter after me to fix the toilet. It turns out that two days later his work shift became free and I found myself my very first job!

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stuck on the ambassador bridge going to detroit lol never happened to me but one of my co workers her husband had to go pee and was stuck for 3 hours... so he ended up going in his hard hat

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

every shit when i'm not at home is pretty risky. all hail the strong medication of today. otherwise, i'd bee home-bound, and shitting all over the place. you'd feel it through your monitor.

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