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Originally posted by Dervish You're right I want a pimply geek doctor with no experience and a large dose of arrogance because the Dr stands for "knows it all and never gets anything wrong", while nurse stands for "clean up the shit bitch 30 years on the job(bies - lol one for the scots) means fuck all".

because doctors have less training. ok.

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Originally posted by UmmiE

Thats not United 93 is it?

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Originally posted by ******** It's true I'm not hating.

I am. Where are your stats?

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Originally posted by Ania_xox booooo sorry to hear you're feeling shitty I had chronic strep throat when I was 16 and I would feel a similar pain in my ear when I swallowed Def go see a doc... whether it's strep or an ear infection, it sounds like you need antibiotics in the mean time... I would gargle with salt water and take echinacea... you might have picked up a virus b/c your immune system is low due to whatever else is going on

Strep throat is the worst. Had it once in the early teens. It hurt doing anything. Have you ever noticed that whenever you have a soar throat, you tend to swallow every 2 seconds? And yet if the throat is fine you never swallow ever unless you are eating and/or drinking? It's like picking a scab over and over or noticing a cramp in your leg and walking on that leg all day just to induce the pain and get pissed off about it.

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Originally posted by Chucho asking c0r for medical diagnose/advice

Who else to ask at 12:30 AM my time? Plus, I'm well aware the jennypie is a aspiring nurse and some other peeps on here know a thing or two about shit like this.

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Originally posted by bas You'll be fine. Just go whack off and see a doctor.

Step 1 complete.

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Originally posted by jennypie Relax dude, take some ibuprofen to help with the swelling and pain and just go see a doc. He'll give you some antibiotics and clear that shit right up.

NIU has a Health Services building on campus. I'll stop by there and be fine just in time for the weekend.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous because doctors have less training. ok.

Mate I've graduated from a shit load of unis and all that it's really taught me is... experience counts. While uni counts for fuck all.

Ok you can learn certain skills, but in general I'd take 4/5 years of experience over a degree any day.

When a doctor sees you he's basically taking a best guess at whats wrong. Not "he has x that means y will fix him".

EDIT: And while the doc you so covet is breezing on to case 137, the nurse will be giving you back your dignity before your relatives come back in after you've pissed/pukes/shat yourself.

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Originally posted by Dervish When a doctor sees you he's basically taking a best guess at whats wrong. Not "he has x that means y will fix him".

Are you on fucking crack??? LoL.

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Originally posted by Dervish Thats not United 93 is it?

No because everything was burned down into ashes with the crash the only thing that was found was the passport of the terrorist on the plane....So its not humanly possible to have the cell phone in proper running condtion after the crash.

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Originally posted by UmmiE No because everything was burned down into ashes with the crash the only thing that was found was the passport of the terrorist on the plane....So its not humanly possible to have the cell phone in proper running condtion after the crash.

Was..only joke..ing....

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Originally posted by Dervish Mate I've graduated from a shit load of unis and all that it's really taught me is... experience counts. While uni counts for fuck all. Ok you can learn certain skills, but in general I'd take 4/5 years of experience over a degree any day. When a doctor sees you he's basically taking a best guess at whats wrong. Not "he has x that means y will fix him". EDIT: And while the doc you so covet is breezing on to case 137, the nurse will be giving you back your dignity before your relatives come back in after you've pissed/pukes/shat yourself.

You're drunk. I'll leave you be.

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Originally posted by jennypie Are you on fucking crack??? LoL.

Not that I know of. But really it's true. I've had a doc come up to me and ask "which way should go with the brain surgery on your mother".

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Originally posted by Dervish Not that I know of. But really it's true. I've had a doc come up to me and ask "which way should go with the brain surgery on your mother".

K.