"wanna get drunk and makeout?"

lol i said it to some girl b4 as a joke and it worked lol

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I actually used this one yesterday:

Did someone order a Tall Extra Hot Latte?

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Originally posted by Cribby I actually used this one yesterday: Did someone order a Tall Extra Hot Latte?

You're THE MAN Cribbers! lol

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Anyway... in my opinion... all can be signed, sealed, delivered with a look

EXACTLY!

Thank you.

1)Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?


2)Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?


3)Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

4)The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

5)The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

6)Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

7)(Stare at her until she says "What!?!") It isn't just gonna suck itself.

8)Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

9)If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

10)The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

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Originally posted by Cribby I actually used this one yesterday: Did someone order a Tall Extra Hot Latte?

that IS very cute, I think it would work on me

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Originally posted by UmmiE 1)Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

the thread is called pick up LINES.....not pick up paragraphs.

there's nothing worse that having to pretend to pay attention until a guy is done his schpeal...pick up paragraphs are painful enough let alone ones involving math...

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Originally posted by 1dawoman the thread is called pick up LINES.....not pick up paragraphs. there's nothing worse that having to pretend to pay attention until a guy is done his schpeal...pick up paragraphs are painful enough let alone ones involving math...

LOL @ 'pick up paragraph'

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Originally posted by 1dawoman the thread is called pick up LINES.....not pick up paragraphs. there's nothing worse that having to pretend to pay attention until a guy is done his schpeal...pick up paragraphs are painful enough let alone ones involving math...

I know it was long and annoying but kinda funny still.......Besides that one which one would work for you?

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Originally posted by UmmiE Besides that one which one would work for you?

lol. the nerdier the better.....these'll never work on me, however, i kinda find this one funny....


Baby, whenever I use my Palm, I think of you

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Originally posted by UmmiE 8)Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

A mate of mine did a great variation on this.

He was at a bar with his mates and they start chatting to a group of chicks. One of the girls is really warming up to one of his friends, so later on she asks my mate
"is he single?"
My mate replies
"oh, he's gay. Didn't you realise?"
"Really? You gotta be kidding me..."
"No, I'm completely serious. If you don't believe, go over and kiss him."
So she goes over to him, interrupts the conversation he was having, and gives him a huge snog. In the middle of them making out, there's just a thumbs up from his mate.

Top class effort I thought

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