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Originally posted by Slylee and i'm assuming the thread starter has the most cracked out story considering he/she spelled "stories" like "storys".

the guy wore ski googles,, what more can i say?

my buddy went swimming with EVERYTHING in his pockets....phone...watch......wallet....had to microwave the money to dry it!

My flight coming home there was couple seat next to me making out and they were talking the whole flight and the guy was loud . I can hear them when I was listen to my Ipod


This fvck lady right accross me told the flight crew to tell me lower my music on my Ipod what a bitch

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I was at pawn shop for SOS and got really sick in the middle of their set and just had to puke. Unfortunately I was right near the school bus and couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. I tried to hold it in with my hand, but some spurted out and hit a guy on his shirt. He immediately turns around and looks at me and says "DUDE YOU SNEEZED ON ME." I didn't wanna get killed so I didn't tell him it was puke. I apologized and booked it.

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Originally posted by jsibilin the guy wore ski googles,, what more can i say?

he also parties sober.....completly sober

lol

i recall a funny situation where bobby attempted to eat a piece of octopus with chopsticks and failed miserably due to loss of basic motor skills

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee lol i recall a funny situation where bobby attempted to eat a piece of octopus with chopsticks and failed miserably due to loss of basic motor skills

5 second rule! "NO DON'T EAT IT!" 5 second rule!



Eat it off the floor! eat it off the floor!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis 5 second rule! "NO DON'T EAT IT!" 5 second rule! Eat it off the floor! eat it off the floor!

ahahaha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

At the large food area at ultra, there was a huge tub of Mayonnaise sitting in the burning hot sun for like 8 hours. so fucking gross, there are like no health standards in Miami.

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Originally posted by Special_K At the large food area at ultra, there was a huge tub of Mayonnaise sitting in the burning hot sun for like 8 hours. so fucking gross, there are like no health standards in Miami.

You were also at Ultra.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

I met Lee Burridge as he was chaining up his bike to a pole right in front of The Shelbourne Hotel on Wednesday. I told him I was excited for his set on Saturday night and he responded "I suck". hahahaha. What a humble guy! Needless to say he was one of the chillest djs I've ever met. I can't wait to see him play again!

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Going from Wed till Sunday night with > 5 hours of sleep total

Meeting Jamez Zabiela, Nic Fanciulli, and Hernan Cattaneo at Mansion in the crowd from Sasha and John Digweed.

Friend losing his cell phone and shoes in a club!

Group of friends almost got into a brawl at Johnny Rockets courtesy of a skinhead waiter.

Friend's GF almost getting raped leaving Mansion by a guy in a wheelchair who wasnt paralyzed.

Meeting the love of my life and not getting her number

Sneaking into Shine at the Shelborne for the Saw Records party and also for Hope Recordings parties!

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