uh its going to be a GREAT month
My Birthday, My return to Toronto, all the sikkkk parties etc
Can't wait for May!

yay yay yay may may mayyyyyy

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Okay kids, chaos is just a day away. Stock up on the following:

-water
-food (esp Chipotle)
-porn (esp tranny)
-Earthquake/flood/hurricane/terrorist/whatever insurance

I don't know what's gonna happen in May. But so far April was not a good month. Not when you have to go to the STD clinic every week. But the scabies is ALL GONE NOW OKAY?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Okay kids, chaos is just a day away. Stock up on the following: -water -food (esp Chipotle) -porn (esp tranny) -Earthquake/flood/hurricane/terrorist/whatever insurance I don't know what's gonna happen in May. But so far April was not a good month. Not when you have to go to the STD clinic every week. But the scabies is ALL GONE NOW OKAY?

It's already May here.

A beautiful sunny, warm day. All is well.

And I'm going to see Ironman tonight.

Relax!

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Sushipunk, you have to wait until it's FULLY May, like all over the world. That's like saying "Well she took off her top so she's already naked." No sir, she needs to take off her panties now.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Sushipunk, you have to wait until it's FULLY May, like all over the world. That's like saying "Well she took off her top so she's already naked." No sir, she needs to take off her panties now.

Good analogy.

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It's May already but nothing has happened. I am disappointed in myself. I am a terrible psychic.

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FUCKING SHIT JAKE BENSON DAMMIT -- May 21st is when i take over my new job position....clearly, this day will suck the most.

son of a bitch

creepy and upsetting

May is half over and it's been sucking so far. Here's a recap:

-tornados ripping through US midwest
-storms flooding mid-Atlantic US
-Earthquake killing of 10,000 in China
-Another China viral outbreak sickening thousands, leaving some dead
-sickness spreads quickly on a train in Canada, one dies, train quarantined
-Lebanon getting taken over by Hezblahblahblah

See I told you guys. And the worst is yet to come: the 2nd half of May, brought to you by Tubularbills getting promoted.

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Only because you fuckin' jinxed us. You could've just not said anything and this month could be going great, but nooooooooooooooooooo, you just absolutely, positively had to speak up, didn't you? For shame, sir.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson May is half over and it's been sucking so far. Here's a recap: -tornados ripping through US midwest -storms flooding mid-Atlantic US See I told you guys. And the worst is yet to come: the 2nd half of May, brought to you by Tubularbills getting promoted.

I KNOW RIGHT!?

seriously tho, we've been busy @ work.

Well May's sucked for me so far...

my job's on the rocks, I tore a ligament in my knee, my mum's sick and the only pet I hold close to my heart may have a terminal illness.

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