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Originally posted by Krypton This story might be hard to beat.. About 3 years ago, me and like 3 "friends" took some acid around 10pm. They wanted to go home, whatever, so I was dropped off at my house and they left around midnight. At the time, my mom would wait for me to come home and always try to talk to me when I walked thru' the door; very annoying...so I decided to just wander around my neighborhood all night trippin balls. I walked and walked, sat down by a lake, and watched the water for an hour and got tired of that. So I got my portable speakers and ipod, some glowsticks on strings, went to the park in the middle of my neighborhood, plugged in some progressive trance, and just glowsticked. Mind you, I'm TRIPPIN Jimmy Hindrix style by this time. Un-beknownst to me, I was stepping on broken glass from people's beer bottles (I was barefoot). I only realized my foot was cut when I sat down on this concrete stage and saw blood dripping from my foot. I looked and there was this 2 inch gash on the bottom which was bleeding pretty bad. I freaked out right there thinking I was dying. I thought I was bleeding to death. I started thinking, "oh shit, i'm on acid, and it's gonna kill me!" SO I called 911 on myself and told them I was bleeding to death. They sent out a firetruck and by the time they arrived, I had wrapped my foot with my shirt like a turnequet. They looked at my foot and told me it's just a superficial cut, nothing serious, and that wrapping my foot up in a turnequet is only done when there is massive bloodloss and it has to be stopped, otherwise I could lose the limb. They were pretty annoyed and asked me if I was on any substances. I straight up told them, "It's the LSD freakin me out." I really thought they would have arrested me or something, one guy just said, "Didn't know that was still going around." They asked if I wanted to go to the hospital, but I was like HELL NO, "Can you just wrap my foot up in bandages?" They did, and left, probably pissed off at having to come out at 2AM. I was still Jimi Hindrix trippin, but I was terrified of going home. So I got in my car, turned on ASOT 2004 - Dark Side, and just sat there staring at all the patterns in my car's upholstery, dashboard, everything was turning into patterns and artwork, even though it was just normal shit you'de never notice. I finally went home at 6AM...That's probably the second craziest night of my life.... Moral of story: LSD can make you lose total control, so be very very careful with it. Choose the right setting!!

that almost tops Mattsanity's story. almost.

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was 19, at my third try ever hitting ganja

i was at my grandma house which lives 1 block away from my house. Smoked the joint, 15 mins later i felt terrible, totally tripping balls but also my heart was pumping so fast & hard. i felt like my heart or head will asplode. so after thinking by 30 mins i finally decided to walk all the block long, at 3am, to my house asking help to my brother, trying not to wake up my mom but failed at it. we three rush to the hospital and stayed there the night.

One/some of my neighbours thought I was dealing drugs and the erstwhile cops came around one morning very early with a warrant, ran around with sniffer dogs and picking through all my stuff.
"White powder!"
"It's foundation"
"Oh"
White powder!"
"It's dishwasher detergent"
"Oh"
"White powder"
"It's cornflower"
"Oh"
Even the Labrador looks bored after an hour of this and it takes a lot to get a Lab bored.

After finding no drugs because there simply aren't any, I was getting annoyed to the point of making myself as vitriolic as possible they finally figured it was a complete waste of everyone's time.

I was late to work, think I got into trouble for that.

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Originally posted by Krypton This story might be hard to beat.. About 3 years ago, me and like 3 "friends" took some acid around 10pm. They wanted to go home, whatever, so I was dropped off at my house and they left around midnight. At the time, my mom would wait for me to come home and always try to talk to me when I walked thru' the door; very annoying...so I decided to just wander around my neighborhood all night trippin balls. I walked and walked, sat down by a lake, and watched the water for an hour and got tired of that. So I got my portable speakers and ipod, some glowsticks on strings, went to the park in the middle of my neighborhood, plugged in some progressive trance, and just glowsticked. Mind you, I'm TRIPPIN Jimmy Hindrix style by this time. Un-beknownst to me, I was stepping on broken glass from people's beer bottles (I was barefoot). I only realized my foot was cut when I sat down on this concrete stage and saw blood dripping from my foot. I looked and there was this 2 inch gash on the bottom which was bleeding pretty bad. I freaked out right there thinking I was dying. I thought I was bleeding to death. I started thinking, "oh shit, i'm on acid, and it's gonna kill me!" SO I called 911 on myself and told them I was bleeding to death. They sent out a firetruck and by the time they arrived, I had wrapped my foot with my shirt like a turnequet. They looked at my foot and told me it's just a superficial cut, nothing serious, and that wrapping my foot up in a turnequet is only done when there is massive bloodloss and it has to be stopped, otherwise I could lose the limb. They were pretty annoyed and asked me if I was on any substances. I straight up told them, "It's the LSD freakin me out." I really thought they would have arrested me or something, one guy just said, "Didn't know that was still going around." They asked if I wanted to go to the hospital, but I was like HELL NO, "Can you just wrap my foot up in bandages?" They did, and left, probably pissed off at having to come out at 2AM. I was still Jimi Hindrix trippin, but I was terrified of going home. So I got in my car, turned on ASOT 2004 - Dark Side, and just sat there staring at all the patterns in my car's upholstery, dashboard, everything was turning into patterns and artwork, even though it was just normal shit you'de never notice. I finally went home at 6AM...That's probably the second craziest night of my life.... Moral of story: LSD can make you lose total control, so be very very careful with it. Choose the right setting!!

I have never taken acid in my life even though I want to, but when you just said you thought you were bleeding to death, I exactly know what you mean. didnt you feel like lucifer and his demons were controlling that fateful night me and you experienced? like Im being serious about that. like those moments were so fucking dark like you were asking for jesus christ's help trying to fight off the demons and trying to side with the spiritual angels tryin to protect you.

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Originally posted by Mattsanity I have never taken acid in my life even though I want to, but when you just said you thought you were bleeding to death, I exactly know what you mean. didnt you feel like lucifer and his demons were controlling that fateful night me and you experienced? like Im being serious about that. like those moments were so fucking dark like you were asking for jesus christ's help trying to fight off the demons and trying to side with the spiritual angels tryin to protect you.

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Originally posted by Taranis Was outside a club, off face on speed and pills, these 2 guys out the front smoking started a convo with me. They turn the conversation around to drugs, when I've sufficiently implicated myself, they show me badges, drag me down the road a little, and threaten to drag me down to the station and lock me up. They then start pushing me to tell them where I obtained my stuff (I managed to convince them I'd taken it all, thank god), I say I bought it off someone a couple weeks ago (first mistake, I should have just given then a generic description, on later introspection). I tell them I can't help them because I don't know anyone dealing in the club, they threaten to drag me in again. I tell them it's not illegal to be intoxicated and that I have nothing on me, therefore they can't achieve anything by taking me in. They pull out some mic and call in a van in. They get angry at me for not being 'co-operative' and drag me around the corner, at this point I think I'm going to get the shit bashed out of me. Instead they say that 'maybe they can let it slide if I help them out.' In my foggy state, it takes me a moment to understand what it is they're implying. They ask me to pull out my wallet and show them how much cash I have, I ask to see their badge numbers again, they say I can either pay up and go, or I can take a look at their badge numbers, they drag me in, and they deny the whole thing. I give them the $120ish dollars in my wallet, they call back into the mic and cancel the van, 'this didn't happen, don't tell anyone or you're in serious trouble.' They walk off down the road, I spent the next 5 minutes trying to wrap my head around the whole thing, then go into the bathrooms and promptly drop another pill and wrack up two huge lines, then head back to the dancefloor. I was kind of pissed off about the whole incident when I woke up the next morning, but it was a learning experience I guess. Now I'm a 'lot' more careful about what I say to people I don't know, and I realise how I could have handled the situation better. On the bright side, I didn't get locked up/fined/charged, that would have played all sorts of havoc with my night.

These werent cops, they were crooks

Was leaving a party my first year of college very barred out and high, as soon as we pull out we have a k-9 unit on our tail. He pulls us over and says the car smells of pot we deny everything he takes the dog out lol so after a whole ordeal involing 3 other cops they find the weed like not even a gram they were pissed off bout us lying but whatever, they told us to get a ride and we went home. Funny thing was this cop was affiliated with our school so we were gonna get in trouble, buuuutttt the next day saturday he was shot in the back 7 times by another cop lulz! He was working undercover at the football game that day arresting and manhandling a teen while holding his gun. A uniform cop saw him and proceeded to unload on him. The next day reading the paper couldnt help but to laugh and smoke So anyways for school pretty much denied the statement didnt end up getting in trouble its not like they could ask him

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

I've never laughed so hard seriously! He needs his own quote thread as well.

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Originally posted by Mattsanity I have never taken acid in my life even though I want to, but when you just said you thought you were bleeding to death, I exactly know what you mean. didnt you feel like lucifer and his demons were controlling that fateful night me and you experienced? like Im being serious about that. like those moments were so fucking dark like you were asking for jesus christ's help trying to fight off the demons and trying to side with the spiritual angels tryin to protect you.

Dude I was thinking I was going to be on the news, like one of those people who died taking drugs. I was thinking, "What is my family going to say?"...I was just freakin out...LSD is the only drug to ever bring me down to my knees like that and that's only happened twice. Both times count as the first and second craziest night of my life, but only called 911 once.

The first craziest night of my life, I was trippin in south beach miami, walking the streets at the like 2AM, we come across an area where MS13 gangsters were set up (I guess handling gang business), and they were all cussing at us, looking at us like they were going to kill me and my friend. That just set me off, and I thought everybody on the street was going to try to kill us. I told me friend, "We have to get the hell out of Miami, RIGHT NOW. Right then and there, we drove the 4 hours back to Orlando, and I tripped balls until the afternoon of the next day. It was baaaaaad...We get back to Orlando, and I'm ready to stop trippn. I was tired, been trippin since 11PM, it's now 7AM, and I'm still trippin like Alice in Wonderland. It is such a horrible feeling to be trippin so hard, wanting it stop, but knowing it won't stop. See, acid can bring people to their knees. If I ever take it again, I make sure I'm not just walking the streets, because ANYTHING can happen, ESPECIALLY in Miami beach. There are some real fucked up people there, gangsters, prostitutes, thugs, so trippin and walking around at 2 in the morning, wasn't such a good idea...

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Originally posted by chach I've never laughed so hard seriously! He needs his own quote thread as well.

There are a lot of candidates for their own thread, but Mattsanity is in a league of his own with that one.

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Originally posted by Taranis On the bright side, I didn't get locked up/fined/charged, that would have played all sorts of havoc with my night.

...and that 120$ was a donation?

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Originally posted by chach Was leaving a party my first year of college very barred out and high, as soon as we pull out we have a k-9 unit on our tail. He pulls us over and says the car smells of pot we deny everything he takes the dog out lol so after a whole ordeal involing 3 other cops they find the weed like not even a gram they were pissed off bout us lying but whatever, they told us to get a ride and we went home. Funny thing was this cop was affiliated with our school so we were gonna get in trouble, buuuutttt the next day saturday he was shot in the back 7 times by another cop lulz! He was working undercover at the football game that day arresting and manhandling a teen while holding his gun. A uniform cop saw him and proceeded to unload on him. The next day reading the paper couldnt help but to laugh and smoke So anyways for school pretty much denied the statement didnt end up getting in trouble its not like they could ask him