Originally posted by elFreak
any woman that has lame rules like that is saying it because she doesn't want to sound like a whore. If the moment is right, and people are actually turned on by each other then they will do anything.
Truth. Or, she just doesn't want to suck your ugly small cock/isn't that into you/you suck at turning bitches on.
Jun-01-2008 05:37
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
before i put it in their butt i like to say ,"omg it would be so cool if i could put it in your butt like in those movies."
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Been Pullin out since '93 OCTA#9 / LATA #57
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Truth. Or, she just doesn't want to suck your ugly small cock/isn't that into you/you suck at turning bitches on.
1.doesn't want to suck your ugly small cock - Maybe
2.isn't that into you - I could give a fuck
3.you suck at turning bitches on - Only they can fill that in.
All are totally valid
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Jun-01-2008 05:47
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
Only a virgin would turn his GF into an arcade game trying to get the top score by using "the hook"/yahoo answers/TA/pics of the freak's penis/aphrodisiacs, etc.
If you find out your woman ain't impressed with your act, who cares, at the end of the day she's still taking your load on her face, and as far as I'm concerned that's a gold fucking medal right there.
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Jun-01-2008 05:48
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
quote:
Originally posted by L.E.N.
2.isn't that into you - I could give a fuck
that is your downfall. she would swallow if you pretended. Try it
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Been Pullin out since '93 OCTA#9 / LATA #57
quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
that is your downfall. she would swallow if you pretended. Try it
I suck at lying. Its not like its some big problem to get swallowing to happen. I will say the top two hottest Ive been with used the reason you stated freak. " I dont want to feel like a whore". But it could be my small ugly cock
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Jun-01-2008 05:55
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
no they don't want to "sound" like whores, they want you to make them feel like one every once in awhile. That is why god invented the cosmopolitan.
Originally posted by elFreak
ps its always your fault...if women suck in bed you make them good.
its called the anus.
Whether you're joking or not, your insistence on constantly advertising how sexually experienced and talented you are to a bunch of strangers is extremely grating and indescribably sad.
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Been Pullin out since '93 OCTA#9 / LATA #57
quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
no they don't want to "sound" like whores, they want you to make them feel like one every once in awhile. That is why god invented the cosmopolitan.
Ok. Whatever works for you. I really dont feel I need any tips, I do fine on my own.
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Jun-01-2008 06:04
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
Originally posted by Beat Blog
Whether you're joking or not, your insistence on constantly advertising how sexually experienced and talented you are to a bunch of strangers is extremely grating and indescribably sad.