The kitties are now in fact dead... she unintentionally fell asleep on top of them and they died x_x
The problem now is... she still thinks they are alive O-o
wtf do i do now
She blames you for them dying. She'll now rebel against you. Let her cremate them in a ceremony (petrol & a lighter should do the trick, or on a disposable bbq)
Then get her spayed. And your sister. They should give a special discount for the two.
Or maybe she'll eat them. who knows. Either way, asking on here instead of using a vet (get insurance cheap if not) shows your immense retardation and the indians know what happens. The cat will return in another life as superman and whoop your ass. And you'll return in another life as a mouse that super-cat/man will eat. Karma my friend.
Jun-27-2008 16:48
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...so she was supposed to sleep on top of them and leave them like pancakes?
o-o they are flat!
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Jun-27-2008 16:54
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I think I speak for all of us when I say "pics or STFU".
Cat pancakes .. that's too intriguing.
Jun-27-2008 16:57
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by djmaxima
...so she was supposed to sleep on top of them and leave them like pancakes?
o-o they are flat!
perhaps she decided that they'd be better off not living in the sort of conditions that she does.
And again. get her fixed. I'm sure walmart sells a d-i-y cat spaying kit.
Jun-27-2008 16:58
UmmiE
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Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton
quote:
Originally posted by djmaxima
...so she was supposed to sleep on top of them and leave them like pancakes?
o-o they are flat!
Stuffed animals can make awesome decoration pieces.Just try to make them look like as if they would tear you apart if they were alive.
Plus:- you can use newspaper to stuff them.....not expensive and easy to find around the house.
Jun-27-2008 16:58
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I think I speak for all of us when I say "pics or STFU".
Cat pancakes .. that's too intriguing.
well they are not as flat as this morning cuz i got her off them...
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Jun-27-2008 17:08
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Jun-27-2008 17:14
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Update, please. Has the breast feeding begun in earnest?
1940's Britain.
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Jun-27-2008 17:15
Lira
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
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Originally posted by infinity HiGH
Have you tried explaining to the cat that they're dead?
+1. Learn to speak Malaysian, talk to your sister about how life is efemerous, and hope the police won't find out about the dead babies.
P.s.: For good measure, don't ever go to Kuala Lumpur. Ever!
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Jun-27-2008 17:17
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
d3adc4t5 :|
Jun-27-2008 17:17
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...so she was supposed to sleep on top of them and leave them like pancakes?
o-o they are flat!
//Tears
Jun-27-2008 17:17
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Location: Brasilia, Brazil
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Originally posted by Capitalizt
For God's sake...I hope you are ready for this next time. Do some googling and find out how to care for a mom and her newborns. You are supposed to put them in a quiet and dim place like a bathroom or closet, and LOCK them in there so the mom can't leave them. If you don't do this, you should at least place the babies on top of a heating pad on the low setting so they don't freeze to death (their fur coat isn't developed, and they can die of cold even if it's 70 degrees...They have no way to keep their body heat in.) The mom didn't kill them by laying on them. That is what she's supposed to do..She just did it too late because she out was wandering around your house all day. The babies lost all of their body heat and froze to death.
When she finally did the proper thing and covered them up, it was too late.
Quick, microwave them!
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