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Originally posted by Slylee oh well aren't u just a regular ol' happy motherfucker...go kick some fucking rocks!

Happy as a fucking bee, I haven't had to pay for shower products in months!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I work for myself, its pretty crappy... especially this time of year where its tax time and need to work out just how much I made, or didn't make as much as I hoped

i enjoy reading these mo mo

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Originally posted by echosystm He now has 3 new employees doing what I used to do by myself and they all get paid more than I did.

That sucks, unless you're now getting paid more than they are.

-Worked as a busboy at an Armenian reception hall... 10$ an hour, did one day only
-Worked at a mattress manufacturing plant for one day, didn't want to go back there, fuck that shit waking up at 4:45am.
-Picked strawberries for one week, got thrown out for throwing strawberries at my buddy

thats about it for shitty job i think

I also delivered newspapers for a few summers, but that was fun and easy money.

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I worked for a security company for a few months.

First I guarded houses that had caught fire, waiting for the insurance adjuster to come out. I basically sat in a car for 10 hours overnight. Once there was a tone coming from inside the house, like a smoke alarm. I went in the house to check it out (which you're not supposed to do, for soon-to-be apparent reasons) and halfway up the hallway I fell through the floor into the basement, landing in 8" of cold, dirty water from the hoses. I had to sit in the car wet and smelling of a house fire all night.

After that I guarded Lakeport brewery...which is kind of like the fox watching the chickens.

Then I guarded a credit union, where I spent my time using thier office as a shooting range for my pellet gun.

After that, I guarded a bakery. This bakery made all the stuff for Tim Hortons and a lot of retail food. Cool gig for a while, all alone in this HUGE bakery, with the cool swirling racks and giant mixers. Managed to get a old of forklift keys, so my best friend (who happened to work for them too) came down an we had forklift races. I also procured a few 'free' cakes and such.

Finally, I guarded a sawdust factory. No joke.
Some guy got caught stealing truck tyres and threatened to burn it down. I used to bring a TV and PS2 with me and just sit there all night playing games and watching movies. Later, I started bringing my pellet gun with me to shoot rats.

It was a pretty easy job, no oversight, but boring as hell. I worked there a total of two months in the summer.

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

There are shitty jobs, and then there's barbina

Anyway I've worked as a cleaner, cashier, waiter, was doing phone surveys, now i work as a consultant or smth like that, basicly i just work in front of zee computer with some data, doesn't suck as much as other jobs ive had but it still is utterly boring

Tim Hortons for close to 6 years baby
the worst was waking up on the weekends in the winter --- effin -30 degrees outside with the windchill, yawning down to work to serve coffee and bagels to people with bad breath and no sense of humour at that hour of the morning

When I was 9 I worked at my parents' convenience store
I remember one time a guy came in and asked for a condom and I had no idea what that was so I yelled "TATA!! DO WE SELL CONDOMS?" to my dad who was stocking something in the back
lol good times

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by spc Not really the worst job ever, but AIG as a "financial analyst". I wrote that in quotes because it was advanced data entry in Excel. Thank god I'm getting the fuck out of there in 2 weeks to work for Moody's in NYC AIG is probably one of the worst mismanaged corporations ever (see: AIG stock price getting fucked in the ass by a full-sized arabian stallion).. it really is a fucking joke in my building. My actual real worst job was retail @ Best Buy. They stuck me in the god damn printer aisle so I had to deal with people who couldn't figure out which ink cartridge they needed for their printer at home. Then to top it off, after Black Friday (or is it thursday? i dont care), my hours were magically cut every week by at least 50%. And during these new shit hours, they sent me to work in the back warehouse area to take new merchandise off the truck. A few weeks later I told my manager that I needed a week off for spring break. He said that it was cool and to come back after vacation to set up my hours for the following week. Never came back, fuck that place!

i have a buddy who works for moodys in toronto...he says hes always in communication with nyc...u might know him eventually