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Originally posted by The17sss LOL... I don't think I've ever seen Australian GQ make a comment and get anything other than a verbal bitch slap as a response.

Well he asks for it.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ yea...ummm, maybe throw it in the garbage or outside like i already suggested. please read before u say something towards me.

Dude. Do you know how to have fun? How to get down? How to boogie? How to party, nay, partay? Even "get jiggy with it" as they say?

Where's the FUN in throwing it in the garbage? There's nothing exciting or interesting in doing that (unless, of course, the smell of a garbage bin makes you erect). Does pouring acid on it and watching it suffer not sound far more entertaining and, hey, even more educational than just throwing it in a bin, wiping your hands off and turning your back on it? Where's your sense of JOY, bro-ski? LIVE, man, LIVE!

How half of these suggestions don't make your nipples hard as fuck out of excitement is completely beyond me.

Last edited by idoru on Jul-24-2008 at 23:33

I wonder if a few copper nails will kill it...

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Originally posted by idoru How half of these suggestions don't make your nipples hard out of excitement is completely beyond me.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

Here is how you kill a cactus.

That ****** was so worth killing.

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Originally posted by idoru Dude. Do you know how to have fun? How to get down? How to boogie? How to party, nay, partay? Even "get jiggy with it" as they say? Where's the FUN in throwing it in the garbage? There's nothing exciting or interesting in doing that (unless, of course, the smell of a garbage bin makes you erect). Does pouring acid on it and watching it suffer not sound far more entertaining and, hey, even more educational than just throwing it in a bin, wiping your hands off and turning your back on it? Where's your sense of JOY, bro-ski? LIVE, man, LIVE! How half of these suggestions don't make your nipples hard as fuck out of excitement is completely beyond me.

+1 exactly.

This cactus is harder to kill than I thought. Next on the list to try is salt, a lot of salt

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Originally posted by Sunsnail This cactus is harder to kill than I thought.

I'm really beginning to like this little spiky green fighter!

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Originally posted by Sunsnail +1 exactly. This cactus is harder to kill than I thought. Next on the list to try is salt, a lot of salt

Dude, you sure don't know how to make money, do you?

Remember that guy from "Super Size Me"? He made a lot of money just eating junk food, didn't he? Take it one step further and give junk food (in this case, Coke) to your cactus and be sure to record every single thing that happens to it.

Upload it to Youtube and release your own doco: "Super Size my Cactus". It's on behalf of science!

edit: Either that, or give aniline to the catcus. You could also make a lot of money selling purple cacti

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Originally posted by Lira Dude, you sure don't know how to make money, do you? Remember that guy from "Super Size Me"? He made a lot of money just eating junk food, didn't he? Take it one step further and give junk food (in this case, Coke) to your cactus and be sure to record every single thing that happens to it. Upload it to Youtube and release your own doco: "Super Size my Cactus". It's on behalf of science!

So assuming he does that and makes a lot of cash out of it, you want 10% of that profit for giving him the idea don't you?

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Originally posted by Rose So assuming he does that and makes a lot of cash out of it, you want 10% of that profit for giving him the idea don't you?

I'm a scientist, not an entrepreneur! Now that you gave me this idea, I demand a copy of the tape and a sample of the (probably dead) cactus for further analysis.

That would make me happy already

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