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Originally posted by cmay119 This thread needs more dead comedians.

This man would have liked to have a word with you...

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Originally posted by squirrelly If I had a dick, it'd be HUGE. I'd rip those pussies up! No but seriously, it would be.

I love you!

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Originally posted by Alex Enough with these ****s from Toronto, no one cares what you boring morans have to say, especially on the internet. Please go to one of your 5 jobs, masturbate at your shit shoveling pit and leave us alone.

Fixed!

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Originally posted by squirrelly I'm pretty sure my big ass titties and no adams apple kinda clear that up. Besides, I've got a couple TAs that can vouch I'm a girl. Wait a second... there are no females on the intarweb. I am a robot.

Fuck yeah you're a robot

I offer a throat-punch to the new COR P-bag, whoever it is. Unless it's me. Then I offer some barbeque ribs and a delicious beer.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I offer a throat-punch to the new COR P-bag, whoever it is. Unless it's me. Then I offer some barbeque ribs and a delicious beer.

TTOKYO

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Originally posted by bas

Reminds me of a voice message I once received from my boss.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I offer a throat-punch to the new COR P-bag, whoever it is. Unless it's me. Then I offer some barbeque ribs and a delicious beer.

Frst off!! when n wehre n what time,or sentence did you wrote i get murked on???
fuck outta here lil nigga!!! you got BURIED ALIVE LIL NIGAA!! im a real nigga, as opposed 2 u,claimin you real,but then u feel da need 2 respond with a fukin 100 comment's,

not only dat,but u claim ur 28yrs old,but then again u dont act like it,u talkin about im a lil kid?? nigga look at da way ur actin,if u was a big man n have a shorty n all dat,whY u feel da need 2 waste yo fukin time on here with all these lil soulja boy n wayne fan's?? NIKKA!! TAKE YO FUKIN KID 2 CHUCKY CHEESE OR SUM SHIT,SPEND A LIL MORE TIME WITH YO FAMILY U FUCK BOY!! KILL YA SELF 4 DAT SHIT!!!

AND ANOTHA THING,HOW DA FUCK U FIGURE I DONT MAKE MONEY?? LIL NIGGA THIS COMPUTER I GOT I BHOUGHT 4 $1,500, DOLLAZ. N AINT GOT NO JOB OR NO FUKIN 401 K PLAN..HAHAHAHA
OR U WANT ME 2 START TELLIN YOU HOW I MAKE MONEY N ALL DAT SHIT?? ALL YOU GOTTA KNOW DAT I MAKE AROUND $500 A DAY!!! DATS ALL U REALLY GOTTA KNOW U FRUITY PIE!!

AND THIS FUKIN MIXTAPE RITE HERE IS DA SHIT!!! IT'S 2 RAW!! ALL U FUKIN EAST COAST DJ'S N SUM SOUTH DJ'S TAKE NOTE'S ON THIS MIXTAPE.(WHOO KID,BIG MIKE,CLUE,CHUCK T) NO SHIT TALKIN ON HERE!!
THE PRODUCTION OF DA CD IS SO FUKIN CLEAN!! ALL DA SONG'S GO HARD!!I DINT EVEN SKIP ONE TRACK,THIS SHIT SHOULD B POSTED RITE ON DA FRONT PAGE OF THE SITE!! YALL NIGGAZ BOGUZ 4 DAT ONE, YALL PUT SOME GARBAGE SHIT LIKE HELL RELL(TOP GUNNA) ON DA FRONT TOP PAGE BUT THIS BONE MIXTAPE YALL LET IT FALL BACK, YA GOTTA FEEL ME ON DAT ONE,

N A YO, NO NAME?? TAKE NOTES ON DA PRODUCTION LIL NIGGA,THOSE BEATS IS WHAT I CALL RAW!!! ORIGINAL RAW SHIT!! THEM BEATS U CANT EVEN COMPARE 2 DAT HELL RELL TRASH!!!
THEY EVEN MADE NELLY SOUND GANGTSA ON DAT SONG.)which i was gon skip till i heard dat gangsta ass beat)

NOW U SEE WHERE IM COMING FROM?? AS FAR DA BEATS R CONCERN??

THIS MIXTAPE GETS 5/5, NAW FUCK DAT IT GETS 10/5....HAHAAHAHA

IM OUT!! CUZ I GOTTA RESPOND 2 ALL THESE IGNORANT FUKS JUST LIKE DAT NO NAME-MAGIC D

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@ bas

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Originally posted by Ygrene Reminds me of a voice message I once received from my boss.

That racist fuck.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Frst off!! when n wehre n what time,or sentence did you wrote i get murked on??? fuck outta here lil nigga!!! you got BURIED ALIVE LIL NIGAA!! im a real nigga, as opposed 2 u,claimin you real,but then u feel da need 2 respond with a fukin 100 comment's, not only dat,but u claim ur 28yrs old,but then again u dont act like it,u talkin about im a lil kid?? nigga look at da way ur actin,if u was a big man n have a shorty n all dat,whY u feel da need 2 waste yo fukin time on here with all these lil soulja boy n wayne fan's?? NIKKA!! TAKE YO FUKIN KID 2 CHUCKY CHEESE OR SUM SHIT,SPEND A LIL MORE TIME WITH YO FAMILY U FUCK BOY!! KILL YA SELF 4 DAT SHIT!!! AND ANOTHA THING,HOW DA FUCK U FIGURE I DONT MAKE MONEY?? LIL NIGGA THIS COMPUTER I GOT I BHOUGHT 4 $1,500, DOLLAZ. N AINT GOT NO JOB OR NO FUKIN 401 K PLAN..HAHAHAHA OR U WANT ME 2 START TELLIN YOU HOW I MAKE MONEY N ALL DAT SHIT?? ALL YOU GOTTA KNOW DAT I MAKE AROUND $500 A DAY!!! DATS ALL U REALLY GOTTA KNOW U FRUITY PIE!! AND THIS FUKIN MIXTAPE RITE HERE IS DA SHIT!!! IT'S 2 RAW!! ALL U FUKIN EAST COAST DJ'S N SUM SOUTH DJ'S TAKE NOTE'S ON THIS MIXTAPE.(WHOO KID,BIG MIKE,CLUE,CHUCK T) NO SHIT TALKIN ON HERE!! THE PRODUCTION OF DA CD IS SO FUKIN CLEAN!! ALL DA SONG'S GO HARD!!I DINT EVEN SKIP ONE TRACK,THIS SHIT SHOULD B POSTED RITE ON DA FRONT PAGE OF THE SITE!! YALL NIGGAZ BOGUZ 4 DAT ONE, YALL PUT SOME GARBAGE SHIT LIKE HELL RELL(TOP GUNNA) ON DA FRONT TOP PAGE BUT THIS BONE MIXTAPE YALL LET IT FALL BACK, YA GOTTA FEEL ME ON DAT ONE, N A YO, NO NAME?? TAKE NOTES ON DA PRODUCTION LIL NIGGA,THOSE BEATS IS WHAT I CALL RAW!!! ORIGINAL RAW SHIT!! THEM BEATS U CANT EVEN COMPARE 2 DAT HELL RELL TRASH!!! THEY EVEN MADE NELLY SOUND GANGTSA ON DAT SONG.)which i was gon skip till i heard dat gangsta ass beat) NOW U SEE WHERE IM COMING FROM?? AS FAR DA BEATS R CONCERN?? THIS MIXTAPE GETS 5/5, NAW FUCK DAT IT GETS 10/5....HAHAAHAHA IM OUT!! CUZ I GOTTA RESPOND 2 ALL THESE IGNORANT FUKS JUST LIKE DAT NO NAME-MAGIC D

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Originally posted by wotyzoid I fell in love with a romantic comedy

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Originally posted by Ygrene I counter with:

Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

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