Registered: May 2006
Location: Eisenstein's laboratory
Not even Scarlett Johansson could save that.
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Aug-22-2008 07:14
montana
dub come save me
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: södertälje. sweden
quote:
Originally posted by spanglo
Any movie with a cast member from Friends is also guaranteed to suck balls.
'The Good Girl' was awesome, 'Ace Ventura' was also good
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"I believe that's referred to as intelligent drum & bass, which obviously means there's a genre of stupid drum & bass out there" (John Peel)
No surprise that Uwe Boll made that Wikipedia list.
You need to read the reviews to ANY of his movies over on Rotten Tomatoes.
It's like be brings out the best of the average professional movie critic's sense of humor, resulting in absolutely hilarious reviews.
Here's one about his 'Alone in the Dark,' which is also quoted in that same WIki article:
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"the other practitioners of cinematic drivel can rest a little easier now; they can walk in the daylight with their heads held high, a smile on their lips and a song in their hearts. It's okay, they'll tell themselves. I didn't make Alone in the Dark."
Aug-22-2008 12:34
Magadansky
Trees of Psychedelia
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Sofia
The 1st and the 2nd were good but this one is sooo full of cliches and those "epic" moments and music that this, so far, makes it the only movie that I didn't finish watching in the theater.
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dancer in the dark is in my top 5 worst films ever. ever. that bitch owes me two hours of my life.
