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Originally posted by bas Thank God we're still safe from Alzheimer's in the eye.

or the anus

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee or the anus

Oh man, imagine your ass has a lapse in memory and you just shit yourself because your ass forgot how to work.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad Oh man, imagine your ass has a lapse in memory and you just shit yourself because your ass forgot how to work.

funniest thing I've ever seen you type.

is the co-worker hot?

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Originally posted by nchs09 "please take off your shoes, this is 100% donkey carpet. Only the finest of donkeys that haul coffee up a mountain were used to make this carpet"

This thread lacks dikes.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

yea she's cute. she is spanish with kinky curly short hair and she kind of has an underbite or something with her jawline/teeth, but it's really cute. like i wouldn't want her to get it fixed. can't explain it.

skinny, funny, parties...psychobitch. lol totally my type.

no but in all seriousness she has a girlfriend and they live together and have been together for a couple of years.

the other day it was her birthday and i gave her a hug and she was like "ugh...i can die happy now" lol i didn't even know what to fucking say. i was like "hehe" *walk back to my desk quickly*

she definitely likes to flirt with me and watch me get uncomfortable. and my other coworkers always tease me about her. like "jamie, ur girlfriend was looking for u" and i'm like, "she was? for what?" and they bust out laughing like, "LOL look how excited u got u lesbo"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea she's cute. she is spanish with kinky curly short hair and she kind of has an underbite or something with her jawline/teeth, but it's really cute. like i wouldn't want her to get it fixed. can't explain it. skinny, funny, parties...psychobitch. lol totally my type. no but in all seriousness she has a girlfriend and they live together and have been together for a couple of years. the other day it was her birthday and i gave her a hug and she was like "ugh...i can die happy now" lol i didn't even know what to fucking say. i was like "hehe" *walk back to my desk quickly* she definitely likes to flirt with me and watch me get uncomfortable. and my other coworkers always tease me about her. like "jamie, ur girlfriend was looking for u" and i'm like, "she was? for what?" and they bust out laughing like, "LOL look how excited u got u lesbo"

Come on, she wants you to join the party... two chicks eating your pussy... who knows better what a girl wants done to her, than another freaky girl.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad Come on, she wants you to join the party... two chicks eating your pussy... who knows better what a girl wants done to her, than another freaky girl.

my boyfriend does lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea she's cute. she is spanish with kinky curly short hair and she kind of has an underbite or something with her jawline/teeth, but it's really cute. like i wouldn't want her to get it fixed. can't explain it. skinny, funny, parties...psychobitch. lol totally my type. no but in all seriousness she has a girlfriend and they live together and have been together for a couple of years. the other day it was her birthday and i gave her a hug and she was like "ugh...i can die happy now" lol i didn't even know what to fucking say. i was like "hehe" *walk back to my desk quickly* she definitely likes to flirt with me and watch me get uncomfortable. and my other coworkers always tease me about her. like "jamie, ur girlfriend was looking for u" and i'm like, "she was? for what?" and they bust out laughing like, "LOL look how excited u got u lesbo"

Solicit her for a threesome and see what happens...


... and then post pictures.

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lol no way they are like psycho over each other.

and the girlfriend is a part of a big name italian family that owns a chain of restaurants down here and they are scary. i can't get wacked lol

i dont want to do her or be a lesbian with her but i can appreciate her sexiness and im flattered that she has a crush on me. that's all. it's more of a really intense curiosity about lesbians and my need to understand why they prefer women over men

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee why they prefer women over men

My curiosity peaks from one thing... if the real thing feels better, why use dildos, or why be totally gay and not bisexual?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.