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Originally posted by varun This guy is in Mexico and he and his buddies are having putas flown in from Russia, when they're in Mexico? Am I missing something here?

TALES OF GUERRA VOL 1 "Guerra-Monstru once..."

Guerra-Monstru once spent $11,000 in 1989 to ask for my opinion on his new curtains. I said "they look nice" and paid for my ticket back home.

Guerra-Monstru once had an $18,0000 gold clock that he wore around his neck in 1989. In 1992, he used a diamond plated hammer to smash this gold clock because it was "out of style"

Guerra-Monstru once spent $60,000 to import a JDM Honda Integra Type-R direct from Japan. He then spent $60,000 to modify it to USDM standards. He says he prefers the left hand driver side.

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Originally posted by Ian For that price I'm surprised you're not asking them to marry you. You'd be able to afford the diamond ring easily too. You wouldn't be the first either

Teehee....

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Originally posted by get nyce throw coke in their twats and you'll be fine

helllllz yeah and swipe their ass with a credit card

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I think he means 100,000 Mexican Pesos, which is far less than $100,000.

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Originally posted by guerra-monstru coming this wkend me and some friends have high end prostitutes from russia coming over to a beach home.

Fuck me, that's a long way to import your prostitutes.

I knew this would be a legendary thread when I read that.

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Originally posted by varun This guy is in Mexico and he and his buddies are having putas flown in from Russia, when they're in Mexico? Am I missing something here?

Exactly. You own a pharmaceutical business in Mexico and you're paying a shitload of $$$ for hookers? WTF.

btw 108 000 Mexican pesos = 10 128.996 U.S. dollars

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This thread is WIN in so many different levels.

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This would be cheeper

http://www.dream-marriage.com/?gcli...CFQ2vQwodt2GgaQ

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Originally posted by Krypton I think he means 100,000 Mexican Pesos, which is far less than $100,000.

No, I meant dollars US dollars.

i would have sex with you for $100,000

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Originally posted by guerra-monstru No, I meant dollars US dollars.

You really are all kinds of retarded, aren't you?

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So, guys, do any of you really think that have sex with a prostitute is cool/sexy/hawt? Knowing that she has been with all those skanky men that can get it anywhere else?

Still ewwww if you ask me.