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| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
the feeling you get expelling a huge shit from your arse, now thats relaxing! |
yep, that's the greatest! First, when i feel a big one coming on, i weight myself on the bathroom scale. Then I sit down, just itching to dump, having to go SO bad. I make this guttural roar, ARARGHHGHGH.. it slides out and takes a good 20 seconds before it's done.
and then splash! water get's all over my ass from the massive loaf i have just dropped.
I look in the toilet and behold my masterpiece, it's as thick as my forearm, and curves around the bowl a few times..
ah... then i go weigh myself again, and i discover that i am 2 pounds lighter.. ahh..
nothing like taking a big shit. 
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