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Originally posted by Sly_Guy Soooooooo tempted to post my PoF stories on here right now...

Any of them involve you hunting with a harpoon?

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Originally posted by ÖZmözis Any of them involve you hunting with a harpoon?

hes talkin bout fishies..not whales....i think..

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy Soooooooo tempted to post my PoF stories on here right now...

Do eeeeeeet!!!!

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Originally posted by El K Dee hes talkin bout fishies..not whales....i think..

They seem to have evolved into whales...

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Originally posted by ÖZmözis Any of them involve you hunting with a harpoon?

No, actually. There are some lookers on there, it's just the secondary characteristics which made the online thing so entertaining.

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so did you guys like fuck n stuff?

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Originally posted by jsibilin I am sorry to say my online personality is very different from my real life personality... i dunno it is something about TA that makes me want to be silly and not always serious...

well in real life you also don't want to be serious all the time but your not serious if very strange sense of humor (strange = not funny (at least to me)). and didn't you say you met her online?

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just curious how old are u.. cause i am 27.. thanks for the kid comment!

i am, in fact, older than you. pretty much everyone here are kids

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thanks, i will need all the luck I can get!

you're welcome.

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Originally posted by elFreak so did you guys like fuck n stuff?

typical post by elFreak!

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Originally posted by activate Best advice for first dates is to just be yourself. You want someone to like you for who you are, not who you're trying to pretend to be.

or you may strive to be a better person for the one you like.

I agree with some of the earlier comments.. do NOT mention that you're obssessed with an internet forum... other than that, you shouldn't need any advice. I know how you are outside the forums and that should be enough. Just be yourself and you'll be fine.

Try taking her bowling.. that's always fun. If all else fails you can make fun of how bad of a bowler she is (which like activate said - will get you laid)

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my tips for first dates:

Pack Gas X, I always got to blow the biggest fart on a first date.

Pack condoms, you never know how far the first date will go.

People joke about this but if u can tell shes a cock pig just whip it out when you're in your car. you have no idea how well that move works.

Do something fun for your first date. Fuck Square one and drinks. Make her feel like she'll have a fun time on your second date. Bring her go karting. do something active whwere the both of you can laugh and crack jokes.

You don't have to pay for everything. Get her to pay for some shit. Make sure you take care the majprity of the bill but make her feel like she is treating you as well.

oh and dont try to be the perfect gentleman. Woman go out and look sexy because they want you to notice. be flirty in a playful way. dont overdo it though and you'll look like a creep, under do it and you are in the friendzone.

real men don't use condoms.

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