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Originally posted by Zild Who the fuck buys those magazines in the first place? You can hit on women anywhere at anytime. You don't need to plan it out.

Having a game plan, even a god awful one (and this one is truly awful), makes wimpy guys feel confident which makes them suck not quite as much.

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Originally posted by Armitage Having a game plan, even a god awful one (and this one is truly awful), makes wimpy guys feel confident which makes them suck not quite as much.

I already explained that stuff like this is for guys who don't have the stones to be straight up and need a little gimmick to get them over that hill. The rest of us have xanax, and large stones.

You should have seen the size of the stone I passed earlier this year.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue if someone tries using some elaborate pickup situation like the one OP posted you gotta at least give the guy credit for being imaginative. unless he straight up copies it. then it's just gay.

absolutely not, i'm with jenny don't fucking waste my time with bullshit i don't have time for it

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel You don't do that already?!

i dont enjoy getting arrested

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by chimera66 absolutely not, i'm with jenny don't fucking waste my time with bullshit i don't have time for it

I'm the same way, girl. If I'm out with my girls or even by myself, I'm obviously busy and have better things to spend my time on than your broke ass. Mmm-hmm.

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bullshit, jenny or slylee wouldn't shop at whole foods.

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Originally posted by whiskers bullshit, jenny or slylee wouldn't shop at whole foods.

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people still use pick up lines?

i think sluts in hollywood and MTV have done marvelous job making sure us guys wouldnt need to use pick up lines ever again

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Originally posted by whiskers bullshit, jenny or slylee wouldn't shop at whole foods.

I bet I eat healthier than you do, lol.

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Originally posted by jennypie I bet I eat healthier than you do, lol.

I don't eat cocks so I guess you win

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lol @ picking bitches up @ Whole Foods. Most of them are ugly ass yoga raggedy bitches with nappy hair and no titties or ass in sight... maybe i just live by the wrong Whole Foods.

Where is this Whole Foods with all this white girls to have sex with?

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Originally posted by whiskers I don't eat cocks so I guess you win

You're just jealous you don't know how to keep a man happy.