y have u HVE HAVE a difrent ha avatar aev every post woman!

run! a drunk christian!

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

DRINK MAN AND FORGET YOUR MISERY AND YOUR POVERTY! There is nothing wrong with drinking!

he shore is goofy lookin

maybe you guys try too hard...?

when the time is right, it will happen.. you shouldnt really worry bout it much

Yay for the pictures. How the hell does that fat guy do that thing with his eyes. That'd be a wicked party trick.

Anyway.

Whoever started this thread, there's one thing you should know. You will NEVER get laid by sitting at home in front of the computer and posting things like this on a message board.

Go out, meet people.
Nobody will come up to you and ask you to fuck them. Despite what all the p0rn movies try to tell you, this is NOT going to happen. Nope.

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Originally posted by davinox bleh.... quit this moral bullshit!!!! the question is..... how to get laid.... got an answer?

im still not very clear on what exactly was asked: how to get laid or how to get a not-ready-yet gf to sleep with a 16-yr old boy overflowing with hormones?

either way, if you're trying to get your gf to sleep with you and she's not ready, then you either have to respect her if you truly care for her and wait. but if you dont respect her and/or just want to have sx, then you shouldnt even be with her, you dont deserve her

to get laid: all you got to do is find a girl you want to fck. flirt with her. ask her out. show her good time and as a reward you'll get to experience a piece of heaven. if you repeat step 3 on a regular basis, you will be getting your reward on a regular basis as well

keep in mind, as long as you are respectful of her, you treat her right, and she likes being with you, she will ask for it herself.

wait...this topic is about sex...?

i thought it was how to lie yourself down in a prone position...

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.