Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Lower Chernobylstan
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Originally posted by aNYthing
As long as I got a face, Jen has something to sit on. I'd wear her like a fucking hockey mask.
straight to my sig
Jan-08-2009 14:53
donato
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slylee, instead of spitting out garbage, like you usually do. why don't you take a break and suck my cock?
Jan-08-2009 15:26
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
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Originally posted by UmmiE
Ahh I have been waiting for you to say something since yesterday.....try again the above mentioned wasnt funny at all or even close to insulting in anyway.
i should have guessed that mother came before cousin.
Never found Angelina Jolie attractive and thought she was the worst choice for "The Tomb Raider" movie. So glad to hear the third movie will have a different Lara Croft. The new actress she's more feminine and sexier by far...
After hearing Jennifer Aniston speak out on several talkshow interviews I'm really glad Brad Pitt dumped her silly ass. The more I know about Jennifer Aniston, the less I like her. Absolutely 100% a fake. I'll even use my fav word to describe her here: C-U-N-T.
Phony boloney 'good girl' Jennifer Aniston manipulated the media with her sob story and Angelina became the homewrecker and villainess in this soap opera. In reality, Angelina is probably a sweetheart and a great mother and 1000X better in the sack than boring J.A. That is why Brad chose a winner and the RIGHT ONE!
Jennifer Aniston always playing the role of the victim.
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Jan-08-2009 18:55
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
i dont doubt that angelina is a great person. the stuff she does outside of acting speaks for itself. she's probably really cool but i think she is overhyped w/ the looks/lips bullshit and it's just old already. the pictures xanax posted is hot though but that's a little outdated and i really don't think she is aging as nicely as jenifer.
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Originally posted by PressPLay
Never found Angelina Jolie attractive and thought she was the worst choice for "The Tomb Raider" movie. So glad to hear the third movie will have a different Lara Croft. The new actress she's more feminine and sexier by far...
After hearing Jennifer Aniston speak out on several talkshow interviews I'm really glad Brad Pitt dumped her silly ass. The more I know about Jennifer Aniston, the less I like her. Absolutely 100% a fake. I'll even use my fav word to describe her here: C-U-N-T.
Phony boloney 'good girl' Jennifer Aniston manipulated the media with her sob story and Angelina became the homewrecker and villainess in this soap opera. In reality, Angelina is probably a sweetheart and a great mother and 1000X better in the sack than boring J.A. That is why Brad chose a winner and the RIGHT ONE!
Jennifer Aniston always playing the role of the victim.
a little too in-depth there don't u think? what are you like an inside rep or something?
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Last edited by Slylee on Jan-08-2009 at 19:13
Jan-08-2009 19:08
elFreak
Blood Diamonds and Salsa
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
Jen is aging well because she has nothing better to do than take care of her appearance. Isn't that how this all started; she didn't want to "ruin" her body by having kids? Also Angie looks tired because she has 6 kids and works on good films mind you.
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Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.